Tips on buying Marijuana
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:12 p.m. - Subject: Tips on buying Marijuana |
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Give me tips!
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Make sure its not blue.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well you have too make sure it isnt pencil shavings.. And if they try to sell it too you allready mixed with tobacco tell them to stick it in their ass..
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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If its your first time buying for yourself, check the product before buying. Also, if there are little red fibers in there, dont buy it. Thats bad shit for first-time smokers.
Also, make sure that you dont seem too excited, or look like a "Bud buyer n00b" or else they might charge you moar than its worth. Check if its not schwag, thats basically weed that was picked early.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Buy from the same dealer as people you know. That way you know your getting the real thing and at a fair price.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Mess with the dealer a little bit, after he pulls it out be like "allright boys, come on out, you put your hands on your head and don’t move.....naw, just fucking with ya" Actually, don’t do that, you might get shanked.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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I know the dealer and his mom is in the biz.
The dealer was showing me his products in class, he had a bunch of pills and a nice ziplock bag of weed.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: don’t do that, you might get shanked.
Or worse, he might not sell to you.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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What do healthy seeds look like?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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1. Dont get ripped off.
2.Make sure you get good stuff.(for the money your paying)
3. Its good to be friends or at least know your dealer.(So he dont rip you off)
4.Make sure you get nugz, not shake.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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If theres seeds in the stuff youre buying, then its probably horrible. All the shit here doesnt have seeds, our dealers care about us. And if youre looking for seeds so you can grow, then ask around for seeds, or look on the intrawebz.
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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When I seen this thread title I thought it was a noob, but its Mr.Zee
-How much are you willing to spend?
-Do any of your friends smoke it?
-Have you ever smelled it?
(^I know stupid question but I need to know)
-Have you ever seen it in real life? (No internets)
-Do you know how to get it?
Or are you asking us where and how to find it?
We’ll you’re in high school, so it’ll be as hard as trying find Tequilla in a Mexican bar ;)
Depending on quality be prepared to spend anywhere from $10-$25 a gram. Since you’re a newb at smoking some fuck will try to "beat you in the head" (term I use) or rip you off.
Since you’ll most likely be buying a gram, take 1 (american) penny along with you, as that weighs about a gram. Hold the weed in your hand and try to get a sense of if it feels like a gram or not. If I had a scale and some weed I’d show you what a gram looks like......
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Weed is supposed to come with seeds and stems!
Why would anyone take the time to pick all that shit out when they can leave it in and sell it for more?
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Check if its not schwag, thats basically weed that was picked early.
You’re an idiot.
"Schwag" is just shitty weed.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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$25 dollars a gram? damn dude thats expensive. definatly bring an experienced smoker with you
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah Steve you could push some shit for 25$ a gram, I’ve seen it done.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Uhh...because smoking seeds and stems makes you sterile, maybe? Or maybe cause the service of doing that makes it easier for the smoker, so they come back for more cause they know that when they buy that certain guy’s goods, they dont have to do the effort of picking out shit from the bowl theyre gonna smoke.
Or maybe cause the mexicans here like to pick out the seeds so they can grow moar so they can sell moar?
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 5:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Stems and seeds are ok. But don’t buy a bag thats mostly seeds and stems, thats no good. Make sure its not old and dry, once its dry its no good.
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 6:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Bungle, when you buy good weed the less seeds it has. Stems are no big deal when you buy actual bud, as you can peel the sticky-icky away from the stem.
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| Posted: May 08, 2007 6:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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dry weed dosent mean its no good
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