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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 3:21 p.m. - Subject: stupid questions thread |
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I was at work today (subway resturant) and this lady says to me:
(her)- so we were wondering, whats that chicken & bacon ranch sandwich?
(me) - well it’s basically just chicken, bacon, and ranch dressing, all on the sandwich together.
(her)- oh well, I’ll just get the club sandwich then.
what are some stupid questions that you have heard (or even asked) lately? or you can make one up.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 3:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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cousin- why are you eating a twix bar?
me- cause im hungry dumbass
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 3:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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i hate when ur standing at a bus stop and sumone comes up too you and asks "has the bus come yet?"
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: game were you can only see the gun and he was asking were was the guy and all his other weapons
FPS?
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^^^^^FPS(first person shooting)
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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why do people ask stupid ass obvious questions?
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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why is sumones name
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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just decode it
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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that question didnt make sense also
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOLOL^^^^^
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOLOL^^^^^ to Hells Bells
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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how do you decode it?>
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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using the secret method of the magical tree eleves?
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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No, by decoding it, silly.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 4:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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why does orangepeal suck at leveling up?
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 7:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Cuz I make shitty eggs, that’s why.And because I’m cool like that.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 7:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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i dont get it
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 10:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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When rolling steel or other metal into sheets, you pass it through a series of rolls, each with a smaller gap than the last, until you reach the desired thickness. Then, it is coiled on a roll. One can only roll the metal so fast, because if you go too fast, the roll stands begin to vibrate, which ruins the smooth surface of the metal.
I worked for a company that makes an inflatable wear liner, which has the effect of damping the vibration. Then, you can roll the metal 20 percent faster. At leat that’s what we told one client, an aluminum mill.
One of their managers was dead-set against the project, as we usually charge about $200,000 for this thing. When we said he could roll 20 percent more aluminum in the same amount of time, his response was:
"What are we going to do with 20 percent more product?"
I wanted to tell him, "Shove it up your puckered asshole!" But I didn’t. (Aluminum’s expensive these days; I’d sell it and count my money.)
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2005 11:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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By the way, aluminum foil is always rolled two sheets at a time through its final roll. Picture a clothes wringer, with two sheets of foil coming out, then being wound on the cardboard tubes you see in the boxes. The shiny side is the side of the foil that’s touching the steel roll, and the dull side is the side that’s touching the other sheet of aluminum. That’s why aluminum foil has a shiny side and a dull side, and why it doesn’t matter which side you use in any application.
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| Posted: Jul 06, 2005 10:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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no hellsbells i tried the magical tree elves way and it didn’t say anything
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