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Nsalt


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:21 a.m. - Subject: Nsalt has a question

How would they get the oil from a baby to make baby-oil?


Garg


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:22 a.m. - Subject:

wow.


Garg


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:26 a.m. - Subject:

opps, sorry my computer is messed up i keep having to restart this thing.

Look up whats in baby oil?


DarkestAngel


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:35 a.m. - Subject:

ROFL how much did you smoke dear?


Po


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:42 a.m. - Subject:

Baby’s don’t contain too much oil so for one small bottle you need to process three dozen babies.


Nsalt


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:45 a.m. - Subject:

I have no idea... I’m a drug fucked cunt. Fuck loads.


Nsalt


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:54 a.m. - Subject:

http://www.mentalernie.org/Mental_test/mentaltest.php

It’s a test that determines your mentality. My one said that I’m a sick puppy. You’ll see where my question came from. I wasn’t serious.


lachlan


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Posted: May 22, 2007 4:01 a.m. - Subject:

you must use fresh feti to make good baby oil



Posted: May 22, 2007 4:59 a.m. - Subject:

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How would they get the oil from a baby to make baby-oil?

Imbreeding is wrong. You are the proof


Nsalt


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Posted: May 22, 2007 5:09 a.m. - Subject:

^ Vegimite Driller


_Whitey_


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Posted: May 22, 2007 5:11 a.m. - Subject:

I got.. "Man oh man, you are a total freak."


Nsalt


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Posted: May 22, 2007 5:29 a.m. - Subject:

Then why is Olive oil called Olive oil and it’s made from Olives.
And then baby oils called baby oil?



Posted: May 22, 2007 5:52 a.m. - Subject:

You would make a great spokesperson for why kids should stay in school Nsalt


krazyduck


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Posted: May 22, 2007 12:31 p.m. - Subject:

what the hell are you talking about? that’s such bull!


TyPepper


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:42 p.m. - Subject:

squeeze hard


Nsalt


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:56 p.m. - Subject:

Squeeze hard? Do you mean the same way you squeeze hard when you’ve got Diahrea and you’re shitting through the eye of a needle?


TyPepper


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Posted: May 22, 2007 3:55 p.m. - Subject:

kinda but with your hands, squeeze hard enough youll get some oil


Nsalt


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Posted: May 22, 2007 4:05 p.m. - Subject:

TyPepper you’re a fucking legend, better than Ivan The Teerrible who fucked his own elderly mother in the ass while licking the sweet of her back , i’ll take youre advise.


LighterFluid


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Posted: May 22, 2007 9:32 p.m. - Subject:

well first you eat a lot of bagels. eat so many bagels that you begin to single handedly fuel the jewish empire. move to new york for all the bagel shops and buy and eat as many as possible. get fat, then impregnate a bitch and any sweat that comes out while doing it, collect that you’ll need it for later. so fuck yo’ bitch and sweat into a big pool and then once you have a child, kill the woman who gave birth and bury the body. tell your child she commited treason to the government and was a evil russian spy. all while remaining fat. get your child fat until you’re both fat old cunt pieces of shit who can’t make use of their legs. both die, and turn into gelatin at the morgue. there will be a necro science student at he morgue and when you’re a big pile o’ goo hes gonna lube your innards up like baby oil and whack off into your corpse!

congrats you’ve made baby oil.



Posted: May 22, 2007 9:42 p.m. - Subject:

Hey LighterFluid, Long time no see.
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