How would you like to die...?
|
Author |
Message |
Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 7976
Posts: 295
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:21 p.m. - Subject: How would you like to die...? |
| |
How would like to die naturally?
Me: Old age or heart attack.
By your hand:
Overdose.. Something painless with little blood and guts
AS you can see im bored shitless.. Someone post some eggs or SOMETHING!@!@!
|
'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526565
Posts: 13584
AIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:26 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
I cum my brains out.
|
Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 1712
Posts: 1642
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:25 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
I want to die like my grandfather peacefully in my sleep.. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers of his car..
Me4srsthistime: In a way that would make everybody sad
|
Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 4403
Posts: 2190
AIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:29 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
i would like to die painlessly. or die by saving someone elses like.
once im dead, i want my body to be put in a superman outfit, and thrown out of an aiplane. it would be awesommeee
|
Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 1712
Posts: 1642
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:27 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
On and once im dead i want to be taken to a taxidermist and stuffed and placed in every room with a bed that my partner will ever go in..
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 1602429
Posts: 5376
AIM YIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:27 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
Death by chronic masturbation.
|
Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 7976
Posts: 295
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:27 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
^^HAHAHA i can just imagine that..
|
'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429612
Posts: 7465
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:33 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
mowed down by cops after i have killed over 300 ppl.
|
Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 1712
Posts: 1642
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:30 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
Oh random fact:
When dead bodies are cremated the coffin can explode and the body can sit up in the incinerator..
Scared the fucking shit out of me..
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 1602429
Posts: 5376
AIM YIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:30 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
Trouble....turning into a homicidal 80 year old in a wheel chair might scar your grand children.
|
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:33 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
I’d like to get decapitated by a telephone wire. That’d be badass. Or death by excessive masturbation/dehydration associated with it.
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 1602429
Posts: 5376
AIM YIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:36 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
My uncle ran over a squirrel with a lawn mower about 5 days ago. Just though you should know.
|
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:39 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
There’s some good death ideas for those interested.
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 1602429
Posts: 5376
AIM YIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:41 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
Lol, headbutting the sidewalk.
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 1086317
Posts: 5463
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:54 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
i was thinkin like when im 70 just go all out, buy a brick of heroin, a brick of coke, some lsd and some pot. mix all those together in one day
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 42
Egg Points: 1602429
Posts: 5376
AIM YIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 10:55 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
Lol, how funny would that be. A 70 year old buying all that.
|
Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 61557
Posts: 446
YIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 11:02 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
I would like to drown. I love water and it seems kinda peaceful like swimming as far as you can and then being so exhausted you fall asleep and drown.
|
Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 1892
Posts: 182
AIM
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 11:02 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
definately saving my life for somebody else, but not our fuckin gay country. just for a friend or family member.
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 15400221
Posts: 6247
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 11:33 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
Hmmmm...
1. shoot-up my school and then end it all in the sudent lounge by pressing a button and detonating the four 20-pounders I was sitting on. That should also take out the hostages.
2. Get in some twisted accident that puts me in a coma that I never pull out of.
3. A giant server rack falls on me and effectively crushes me (those things are incredibly heavy)
4.A heart attack while yelling at AOL customer support because they are being assholes and refuse to cancel my internet sub5cription.
|
Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 15400221
Posts: 6247
|
| Posted: May 25, 2007 11:39 p.m. - Subject: |
| |
Oh, and mabye being trapped in my computer lab while the halon system is running.
|
|
|
