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Fun times being retarded... ahhhh
   
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Croaker

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Posted: Jul 09, 2005 3:08 a.m. - Subject: Fun times being retarded... ahhhh
Acting like a retard is fun. It makes my day, just watching the expressions of the poor people I jump at while drooling and yelling incoherent words in their face. So if I’m not alone, I want everyone to post their most memorable "Retard Moments" on this topic. Ok, I’ll start.

I was at Wal-Mart (my favorite place to be retarded) and me and my mom were walking into the store (my mom plays along). I started drooling and walking funny and I was making my way to the door where a large group of people are coming out of, mostly teens. So as I’m walking to them, I start babbling about broccli and friends and they stopped to stare at me while I continued to walk STRAIGHT INTO THE DOOR, which I didn’t notice cause I was watching them, and then to play along with it I yelled for my mommy and started to fake cry. The kids looked at me for a second, and then they just started laughing their asses off and this one guy laughed so hard he started to cough his friggin’ lung up. After me and my mom got into the store we laughed our asses off as well. Ahhh good times... but that door really hurt =)

OK! Now post all your funny retard stories!


BucLao

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Posted: Jul 09, 2005 4:16 a.m. - Subject:
uuhhh....what the hell?!?!? act like a retard? that sounds like fun...


Messiah

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Posted: Jul 09, 2005 5:43 a.m. - Subject:
Um, yeah I dont get it.
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