In my entire school career...
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 6:50 p.m. - Subject: In my entire school career... |
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I have never taken a dump at school.
I’ve puked in the hallway, pissed on the bathroom floor and written things in the stalls but never have made brownies at school.
I like to poop in the comfort of my own home, so I can smoke a cigarette whilst taking a shit.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 6:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have never done that either...dirty.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 6:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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I did one time in elementary. I had a bad fish sandwich and I had the shits. I took it sorta standing up, I didn’t have enough time to make a toilet paper seat cover, and I also threw up about .5 seconds after the shit flew out. I’ve never shitted in skool or ate skool fish evar again.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 7:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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that i remember, ive gone less than 5 times
none in this last 3 years, it makes me sick thinking how every teacher, student and intendant puts there ass there, i wouldnt want to touch the stall after that
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 7:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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i dont even like shitting while camping.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 7:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve done it quite a few times, but only in the nice, new bathrooms, while noone’s in there.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 7:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve never taken a dump. The seats are uncomfortable. I like my toilet seat, where the rim is soft from foam filling the plastic.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 7:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Bunch of Anal Retentives. LOL. Ok, I am too.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 7:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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I once pooped on the sink counter in school
Someone walked in while I was doing it, and just sorta took a quick glance then went to pee in the urinal and he didnt wash his hands and walked out
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 8:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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The bathrooms at my school are gross. The only time I can remember crapping there was when I was in the nurses office and had diarhea.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 8:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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I crapped in the school bathroom all the time.
But only the one by the Theatre, that’s where I felt at home.
I’ve had a group poop before, too.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 8:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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I only take shits in the clinic, because peoples are dicks and kick out the fucking stall doors and write "Mr. Clifford sucks balls and takes it in the poopshoot". I don’t like to read shit about my principal while taking a shit. The restrooms at my school are sick as shit too.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 8:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have 2 friends that are exactly the same way. But me and 2 other of my friends can shit wherever, whenever. I used to be able to fart on command.
I enjoy taking dumps in exotic places, its interesting.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 8:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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AHHH Yes, the "Home Bowl Advantage" sort of a comfort maneuver, I know it well.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 9:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have done it the odd time but not recently.
The grade 8’s (I blame them for all school theft and vandalism) kicked the TP holders off all the stalls so now they are either held on the wall by a piece of string or they sit behind the toilet where they are doomed to be pissed on or jammed into the toilet and thus flood the bathroom.
I keep a roll in my locker just in case. the stuff we use is so thin and rough it’s like transparent sandpaper.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 10:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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I shit at school all the time, just no ass to seat contact.
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 10:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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shit or piss... i always hover
i dont think i’ve actually ever sat on a public bathroom seat
it’s just narsty.
speaking of... i dont shit at school either. Just embarassing stinking up the bathroom and have people know its you.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 10:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Here is a survival guide for using the bathroom at work. I’m sure it applies to school as well:
http://www.hereinreality.com/jokes/index.php?sbjoke_id=110
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| Posted: May 29, 2007 11:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Just embarassing stinking up the bathroom and have people know its you.
It’s called marking your territory.
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| Posted: May 30, 2007 12:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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i like shitting in stores and schools so i can jsut make a huge fucking mess and not even care because i know some mexican is goign to be cleaing it up tonight. haha
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