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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 6532
Posts: 295
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| Posted: May 30, 2007 11:50 p.m. - Subject: Help |
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Im being chased by a big black man with KY jelly in one hand and a whip in the other.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 57747
Posts: 3868
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| Posted: May 30, 2007 11:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Kill yourself.
You cant kill him cause then its a hate crime.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 1903
Posts: 874
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| Posted: May 30, 2007 11:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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take it like a man
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 6532
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| Posted: May 30, 2007 11:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ok.. take it like a man.. Where..?
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 11
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Posts: 1241
AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 31, 2007 12:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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kill him. with a nigger knife. aka a broken beer bottle.
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 31, 2007 1:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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It’s okay, it won’t hurt much. It’s like take a huge dump, but the shit goes inside you.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 1751731
Posts: 3333
AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 31, 2007 1:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hey at least he’s decent enough to not go in dry. If you’re real lucky its KY warming lube
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
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Posts: 1734
AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 31, 2007 1:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Hey at least he’s decent enough to not go in dry.
well that could hurt him alot more than you... actually it might hurt you more. either way its severely not reccomended.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 31, 2007 1:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’ll help a brotha out, Negro.
I’ll hand him a shoe horn as ya’ll come tearin past me. That should make insertion just a tad easier.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
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| Posted: May 31, 2007 1:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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^ HAHAHA
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