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Pentium


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 6:20 p.m. - Subject: Oh shit.....

Since this was my last chance to go to the landfill for eight months (I’m off on a trip) I decided it would be best to go to the dump one last time.
Anyways, I was tearing a prototype IBM motherboard from a mangled when I heard the distinct sound of rubber on gravel.
A car was coming.
I booked it behind the scrap heap and after a few moments I looked back and spotted the gate open and a person with his hand on the side of his face. He was calling the cops. I calmly walked up to the gate where my bike was and as I grabbed my bike he said "Just to tell you, I am calling the cops and you better get the hell out of here before they arrive and I tell them what you look like."
I then booked it off down the road and out the main gate.
I hid at a garden center for a while and while I was leaving I almost got spotted by an RCMP cruiser. They don’t come up here unless something was up.
It usually takes me half an hour to get back home but because I was hotter than a stove at the moment there was not just one cruiser in the area but two. This meant going from hiding place to hiding place and by the time I was at the safety of my garage it had taken an hour and a half to get home.

Now I can’t leave the house tonight NOR can I go back to the dump to grab the rest of my stash which was safely hidden before I was spotted.
After a whole summer, would you say it would be safe to return? I’m not going to let some asshole try and stop my only joy in life.


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 6:29 p.m. - Subject:

Your only joy in life is digging in a dump?


icantthinkofanickname


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 6:34 p.m. - Subject:

at least the guy was straight up about it.


Wormshack


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 6:43 p.m. - Subject:

Digging through trash is your olnly joy in life.... Youve got to be kidding


Bassist4734


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 6:48 p.m. - Subject:

Not randomly digging through trash, but STRATEGICALLY digging through trash


Toasty


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 6:52 p.m. - Subject:

Thats the way to go. All you critics "laughing it up" are the same critics paying several grand for a computer you can find in a dump from a corporation. For Free...


Atlisha


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 6:54 p.m. - Subject:

Get off his fucking nuts, let him enjoy whatever the fuck he wants.


Go back there tommorow just to scope out and see if anything is different. Then go again the next day to get your loot.


Toasty


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:14 p.m. - Subject:

^Exactly.

I think if everybody turned down their prude-o-meter and got dirty here and there, you’d be amazed.

FUN FACT #1
The server that runs rotteneggs.info, mmtbb.com, youn00b.com, wilma.cyberslut.info?, search.lols.info, along with many other domains ALL USED TO BE HOSTED ON A GARBAGE PICKED SERVER

Fun Fact #1a
It only needed a hard drive, which I had a 200 GB laying around.

Fun Fact 1b:
I’m posting this from it.

Fun Fact 2:
In essence, I’ve gotten 6 rack-mount servers, and one tower sever. One of those rack mounts is a dual 2.4 Ghz Pentium 4 with over 10 TB of storage. Yes, terabytes.

ALSO:
The monitors I’m using - trash. The computers I have under the house, ranging from 8088’s to Pentium 4’s are ALL trash-picked. My old TV? DVD player? Stero system? Truck-box?

Yup, you betcha, All fucking free because some rich motherfucker decided to toss ’em out.

BUT, THINK OF IT THIS WAY!!!
If you want to save the $5 from a T-Shirt and spend the over $50,000 I’ve found so far, hell I’m not discriminating!

Atl=Dirty little girl. I know who you is foo.


The_Gimp


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:18 p.m. - Subject:

If you really are digging in a corporate dumpster, it is against federal law for them to dispose of most computer equipment as it contains lead and other toxins. I’m sure if you explain that you will save them the cost of paying to recycle it and avoid and investigation from the press they will probably have a sudden change of heart and BEG you to dig through their shit. Otherwise, report them.


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:27 p.m. - Subject:

It is against the law for ANYONE to do it, not just corporations. At least from what I see it.


Toasty


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:28 p.m. - Subject:

Nah, I’d rather keep on keepin’ on.


Toasty


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:30 p.m. - Subject:

People throw out computers every day.

Seeing as you’re so concerned with computers, did you know that compact fluorescent bulbs (the little ones that are spiraled) contain mercury? Those too are supposed to be recycled. But people don’t do that.


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:33 p.m. - Subject:

why dont you just send someone else over their and tell them to get it and run back quick?


Pentium


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:36 p.m. - Subject:

I’m a chronic electronics garbage picker too.
starting tomorrow, I am travelling to southern ontario (Millbank for those who want to know) for two weeks and so it’s going to be a while before I return.
What made this odd was that it was not a guy from the city who caught me. As I approached the guy I also saw he was driving a car clearly not designed for dirt roads, the stereo was blaring (how Did I not hear that much bass?) and he just seemed out of place. I also wondered how the fuck he got the keys to both the main gate and the gate to the inside of the dump. Only those who work at the dump and city hall have the keys.

For the record, I keep away from the real garbage pile. It reeks of death and I swear it tried to grab my leg once. I keep towards the scrap pile (computers galore along with knives and tools) and I try to avoid the Shop and Drop but no promises there.


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:37 p.m. - Subject:

^Because than I’d be forced to shit on your nose and smear it around with my willywang, and then slam your head into a microwave.

And that would really suck.


Toasty


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:38 p.m. - Subject:

That was to the peanut avatar guy...


Pentium


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:47 p.m. - Subject:

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why dont you just send someone else over their and tell them to get it and run back quick?

If I told you to "Get me an IBM workstation with a 386sx CPU and 30mb ESDI hard drive along with a half-complete socket set and a thinkpad clock battery", would you know what the ell to look for? Besides, you got to pay them and there is a chance they will snitch when they get caught.


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 7:54 p.m. - Subject:

This kid ran from the cops last night too :D


The_Gimp


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 8:02 p.m. - Subject:

Start a computer recycling business. Then they’ll not only give you their junk, they’ll pay you to haul it away.


Toasty


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Posted: Jun 14, 2007 8:54 p.m. - Subject:

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Oh shit.....

Not in your pants, I hope...
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