The Irish are PRICELESS!!!
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:02 a.m. - Subject: The Irish are PRICELESS!!! |
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At a recent U2 concert in Ireland, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. He then starts to slowly but rhythmically to clap his hands. Holding the audience enrapt in total silence, he says,
"I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
So a voice from the front of the audience yells out, "Then stop clapping, ya dumb fuck!"
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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rofl! i hope he got his ass kicked..
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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You made me inhale strawberry kiwi juice.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol this is an old one, but an extremely funny one!!
(And no, I was talking about the joke, not you vipah ;D)
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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Lmao @ Fcuk.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hahah, that guy ownt that nub.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 12:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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Oh shit that’s great.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 1:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Lulz. Irish crack me up!
I’m half Irish, so alcohol is like milk to me! (Not really, I handle booze like a small child)
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 1:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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FUCKNG ROFLness!! Ahhh Viper...
True story?
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 1:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Viper, you crack me up sometimes... but that is pretty funny
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 1:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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haha, without the Irish life would only be half as funny.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 3:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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I saw Bono once, he was driving a car. True story.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 5:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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You made me spit my skittle out =[
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 7:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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Careful with those Skittles, you’ll put an EYE out!!!
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 8:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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Was this a true story or did Viper just do a funny.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 8:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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LQTM and yeah, is it a true story?
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 11:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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That’s something my dad would do.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 1:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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l0lz!
"then sto clapping you dumb fuck!"
that was pretty funny.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 6:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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That was great. I didn’t laugh out loud either, but, I have a good shitload of heckles that I’ve heard at concerts before.
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| Posted: Jun 24, 2007 6:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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LMAO! I’m part Irish, and the mentality is so true. It’s all like "fuck the rest of the world, we kick ass!"
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