Amateur Stealing (please help)
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:47 p.m. - Subject: Amateur Stealing (please help) |
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OK, so alcohol is pretty hard to come by in my position. I’ve never stolen anything from a store before, but I have a decent plan.
Ok, that’s the grocery store I plan to steal from. Only because the liquor section is semi-secluded from the rest of the store.
My plan.
1. Walk into store, slowly proceeding to liquor section.
2. Pick up a bottle of CLEAR liquor (presumably vodka if possible)
3. If no cameras or workers are present, put bottle under jacket (I wish I was a girl so I could have a purse lol).
3. Go pick up a gallon of distilled water.
4. Proceed to bathroom, if the bottle under my shirt isn’t too obvious for the cameras.
5. Once in the bathroom (with vodka and distilled water), pour out water from jug and fill it with Vodka to same level as water was.
6. As an extra precaution, quietly shatter vodka bottle and flush down toilet.
7. Proceed to front of store and calmly purchase "Distilled Water" (which is secretly Vodka, but who will know?)
Ok, that is my plan. And if I get bored enough I might give it a go.
But since a lot of you guys have experience in stealing, can you see any flaws in my plan?
THANK YOU
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wait till youre 18, faggot. Theres a reason those laws are in place.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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I can’t help you out but I can say that your graphics kick ass.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Come on, I’m a smart kid. I just want to have a little fun. I’m not dumb enough to do something stupid (getting TOO drunk).
But my friends on the other hand...
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Stealing is bad, just do what everyone else does and go through your parents liquor cabinet or pay your neighbor to buy you some. But if you do decide to go through with it, good luck.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I can’t help you out but I can say that your graphics kick ass.
Powerpoint lol
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Stealing is bad, just do what everyone else does and go through your parents liquor cabinet or pay your neighbor to buy you some. But if you do decide to go through with it, good luck.
Yes, I agree that stealing is bad. But my dad (who I live with) doesn’t drink much. I’ll probably feel bad about stealing, but i’ll donate some money to charity in the store to make up for it lol)
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Before you go into the bathroom, check for cameras. A grocery store I live by has a camera right in front of the bathroom and has little detectors that look like buttons. If your not sure, check it today and go in like 3-4 days so you’ll have it by the weekend.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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No, this is about stealing vodka not lying your ass off.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Find someone to buy it for you and pay them extra. It’s worth it, but if you want to get caught stealing, go ahead.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 12:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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yeah, i think there is a camera near the bathroom (I think), which is the ONLY flaw in the plan. it sucks, I need some way around it.
if i went through with the plan anyway, and just carried the Distilled Water into the bathroom, i doubt the store workers would do anything (i mean, i walk in with a water jug, and walk out with a water jug). not very suspicious if you ask me
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Not suspicious?! What the hell kind of kid buys distilled water?
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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oh yeah, i forgot to mention:
I will buy some other shit to cover up for the "why the fuck is this kid buying distilled water"
ie: chips, soda, whatever
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Not suspicious?! What the hell kind of kid buys distilled water?
I once had to buy a jug so I could top off my car battery.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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OK, tell me this people:
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being extremely stupid), how intelligent is this plan (in it’s chance of success)
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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You have NO chance, but try anyway, just make sure there’s plenty of light on you when you do it, you’ll wanna make sure you can see what you’re doin’.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I once had to buy a jug so I could top off my car battery.
yeah, i bought some spring water a while back for a betta fish (for a project in biology class)
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Viper, what do you mean I have NO chance? I think the chances of success are pretty dam high, and I’m not a retard.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Spring water is NOT distilled water.
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| Posted: Jul 03, 2007 1:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Befriend someone who works at the store and have them put a few bottles in the boxes that they have to take out back then you take them out of the boxes and leave. Kay?
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