The crazy things advertising teaches us
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 2:39 p.m. - Subject: The crazy things advertising teaches us |
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Hair gel will get me a decent job with like, almost no responsibility so I can have waterfights, and make me attractive. Also if I use Lynx I am guaranteed to get kinky sex with some hot girl and not smell like some desperate teenager coated in chemicals that make most people choke. Continue with more amusing teachings.
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 2:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you don’t use a condom, you’re a pig.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 2:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Apparently, I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 2:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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The average male would rather watch mind numbing TV like Jackass, than use computer software. Everyone knows "guys" don’t like to think.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 2:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Apparently, I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.
LMAO that one made me laugh hahah
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 2:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Every beauty product ever is endorsed by a "chief make-up artist" and is revolutionary and Halifax is a musical, not a bank.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 2:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Normal people know the ins and outs of a product advertised on TV, and have pleasant conversation about how it can benefit them.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 3:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you damage someone’s Toyota Yaris, they will seek revenge somehow, someday. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. >:(
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 3:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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if you smoke ciggarates(sp?) you will will instantly.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 3:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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*die*
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 3:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you have gay sex your a homosexual... Psh.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 3:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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if you do drugs you die and or go crazy.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 3:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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If i wear Tag body spray I will turn into a hunk of sex.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 4:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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I can go into a store and purchase a new brain after ruining my old one with drugs, and also, I’m a Crunchy Nutter.
Furthermore, Mr T will come bursting onto a football pitch and throw a Snickers bar at me if I fail to save a goal.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 4:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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In a tank.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 8:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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if you cheat on your gf you will get a fucked up car and a hardees burger.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 8:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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You can tell the asians at Mc Donalds to give you pickles.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 8:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you give a large football player a coke he’ll say," Hey kid." and throw his jersey at you.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 8:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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men have utters and the milk can be turned sour by consuming sour candy
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2007 8:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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i enjoy snickers way better when some random guy plays guitar and sings to me
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