What do you guys do at school when you are bored?
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:12 a.m. - Subject: What do you guys do at school when you are bored? |
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I just usually sit around and do jack shit.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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My personal favorite is sleeping
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t go to "School" ’cause I’m better than you.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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ya i mostly sleep 2
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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I sling web.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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I either play playstation, sleep or internet.
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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I am a recent high school graduate so I no longer have to share you "pain"
Depending on the class I’d sleep, read, doodle, space out, grab a hall pass and go to the bathroom seeing if anybody I knew would have some dip or blow pills in the stall.
A random thought that would usually occupy most of my time in class would be throwing cans of tear gas in a maternity ward and blowing you way out of the hospital with c4 strapped to babies.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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I also like to leave the school and go home. My school is like on my street.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 2:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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I spend my time in physics class winding up the teacher, Thats all I can do as she cannot teach for shit. The other day she was winding a hand dynamo which would make a lightbulb shine and she asked what was powering the light and I yelled out, "Sorcery!, Voodoo!, Dark Magic!, Fairy Powers!" and then later on she gave some kid the evil eye so I yelled out, "HAHA you’ve been cursed!".
PS. She is a dirty arab and I want to whip her face with a bike chain and then spit in her mouth.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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School is merely a formality...there are so many loopholes in my school rules I spen most of my school time out at the rock climbing centre.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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^That’s pretty much what i did in skewl.
When ever the teacher asked a question in class I’d generally answer with "Because you’re an idiot" and get an immediate detention lulz. Then fun.
EXAMPLE!!:
Teacher: Why does the body produce heat when you exercise?
Me: Because you’re and idiot?
Teacher: *Pissed off look on face* Get outta my class.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I spend my time in physics class winding up the teacher, Thats all I can do as she cannot teach for shit. The other day she was winding a hand dynamo which would make a lightbulb shine and she asked what was powering the light and I yelled out, "Sorcery!, Voodoo!, Dark Magic!, Fairy Powers!" and then later on she gave some kid the evil eye so I yelled out, "HAHA you’ve been cursed!".
Perfect answer.
Johns face your remarks are random and stupid while Grunters are relevant (to the topic the teacher is discussing) and funny
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:22 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Johns face your remarks are random and stupid while Grunters are relevant (to the topic the teacher is discussing) and funny
Not necessarily. My teacher was an idiot. In fact he got fired because he was such an idiot.
And yes i admit Grunters was funny. but i was at the humble age of 10 when i said that. So you can’t really blame me for it being some what stupid and irrelevant.
I didn’t go to high-school, other wise i would have more recent stories to share.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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When pissing at school. Does anyone aim for the toilet, or piss everywhere else?
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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My teacher called me annoying and I said, "So? I find many people annoying but I put up with them, Its called Tolerance..."
She sent some kid out for no reason and the kid is like, "You can’t send me out because you don’t like me" It was fucking funny, although unfortunately true.
Then she came back in and yelled at the guy sitting a few seats away from me, I kid you not, these are as best I can remember them, her exact words.
"Everytime I turn my face around from the board you are talking..."
Some guy across from me has the back of his book filled with a few quotes of shit she said, One day she proclaimed that a human can see for infinity another day she said that the speed of light is more less... the list of her ridiculous bullshit just goes on and on.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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Oh just an extra bit here, I don’t outwardly try and talk back to the teacher and cause trouble, that is just stupid and other people don’t actually think you are funny. I only cause problems for teachers who refuse to do their job and leave ample oppurtunity for a mocking remark.
Oh and nobody, I aim for the toilet but don’t bother keeping a straight trajectory, Where ever the piss lands it lands.
The following story took place about 4 weeks ago, I just didn’t post it, I found it pretty funny, enjoy.
At our school we have this thing called a form period in between the first and 2nd period and at the start of the period I started to feel fucking sick in my stomach, It was violently shaking and I was in pain. I thought, maybe it will go away... Maybe it’ll be fine.... It was getting worse I knew it was either shit myself or use the school toilets, I decided to take the toilet option. I walked out of the class and then quickly walked to the one of the cleanest toilet blocks in the school ( not anymore. ) The shit was nearly cruising out of my ass and I yanked down my shorts and crouched and fired, rockets of shit flew onto the back of the bowl, on the floor and on the seat. I kept firing the liquid shots out of my ass until I was exhausted. Now I was in a dilemma, It would be fucking impossible to wipe my ass in that stall so I had to use my stealth skills to go to another stall, I listened and made sure no one was outside, and then hopped to the next stall down the rows with my shitty ass hanging bare, Lucky no one barged in then! I sat down and then proceeded to continue my massive shit into the bowl, this time I didn’t miss. Half way through the clean up procedure I hear some guy walk in. I quietly listen to him go over to stall I just desecrated with my shit squirrts and hear him yell, "Oh fuck!". It was the funniest thing I heard all day, I still laugh 12 hours later after it happened. So he leaves and I leave the nasty stench behind and go back to class, trying to hold in my grin.
Despite how much fun it looks like I have, I actually hate school and I cannot wait until this shit is over.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 4:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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At our school we have this thing called a form period in between the first and 2nd period and at the start of the period I started to feel fucking sick in my stomach, It was violently shaking and I was in pain. I thought, maybe it will go away... Maybe it’ll be fine.... It was getting worse I knew it was either shit myself or use the school toilets, I decided to take the toilet option. I walked out of the class and then quickly walked to the one of the cleanest toilet blocks in the school ( not anymore. ) The shit was nearly cruising out of my ass and I yanked down my shorts and crouched and fired, rockets of shit flew onto the back of the bowl, on the floor and on the seat. I kept firing the liquid shots out of my ass until I was exhausted. Now I was in a dilemma, It would be fucking impossible to wipe my ass in that stall so I had to use my stealth skills to go to another stall, I listened and made sure no one was outside, and then hopped to the next stall down the rows with my shitty ass hanging bare, Lucky no one barged in then! I sat down and then proceeded to continue my massive shit into the bowl, this time I didn’t miss. Half way through the clean up procedure I hear some guy walk in. I quietly listen to him go over to stall I just desecrated with my shit squirrts and hear him yell, "Oh fuck!". It was the funniest thing I heard all day, I still laugh 12 hours later after it happened. So he leaves and I leave the nasty stench behind and go back to class, trying to hold in my grin.
That made my day.....
I tend to draw pictures in my book of people.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 4:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Grunter that made me laugh so hard.
I usually just sleep or get kicked out of class and then just walk around my teacher is stupid she kicks you out for no reason.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 4:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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I just go to the bathroom and smoke.
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| Posted: Jul 18, 2007 6:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Grunter, you’re fuckin funny! I lol’d.
I miss school.
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