Random Tip (game?)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 12:22 a.m. - Subject: Random Tip (game?) |
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I am making this thread, (as a game, if you will), in order for people to post random tips to help any regular person in their daily lives. Just write a random tip that is useful.
Let me start:
If you put a little dishwash liquid and fill it up with water into ANYTHING that has leftover food, that will not come out, wait a couple hours then scrub it off. It should come off easily.
Also you can ask for help. For example:
How can I remove pasta stains from clothing?
If you plan to answer a tip, quote the person please. Have fun. :)
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 12:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies.
Quote: f you put a little dishwash liquid and fill it up with water into ANYTHING that has leftover food, that will not come out, wait a couple hours then scrub it off. It should come off easily.
Oldest trick ever
Something I found useful for burns is lemon juice and warm water. Sounds like it would hurt shitloads and it does for the first 3 minutes but it makes the burn so much less painful later.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 12:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t stand up in a canoe.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 7:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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Never EVER drink Baileys+Sprite
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'Master ’bater'
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 7:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t drink gin.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 8:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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Play Command and Conquer 3
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 8:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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Never have 4 pieces of french toast and 3 glasses of iced tea when youve had to take a shit for almost 2 days.
I did that right now, and I almost finished all of the toast, but I had to go to the bathroom real bad, so I just threw that little 1/16th of it away.
But while eating, I felt like I was gonna burst through both ends.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 11:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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If you do drink gin , drink it with squirt.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 1:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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the most important one of all.... dont forget to breathe..... or dont i rly dont care
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 1:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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If your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend. Shoot that bitch.
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 1:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Protip from Restricted: For mega attention, cut wrists horizontally and call it "expression"
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 4:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t smile at monkeys. Showing your teeth is seen as aggression to monkeys and the whole fucking monkey clan will pin you down and shit on your face, then steal your purse.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 6:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t trust your mom
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 6:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t use a lighter to check the amount of gas in a gas can.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 6:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t pour a glass of water onto sizzling oil, when the pan is on the stove, at medium temp. :(
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 6:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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how is that bad?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 7:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Any TV station in North America that’s on channel 6 can be picked up on the radio at 87.7 megahertz FM, assuming your radio goes that low, and only until 2009, when TV as we’ve known it leaves that badwidth behind.
When driving through a drunken driving checkpoint, the police cannot hold you against your will unless you’re actually breaking the law. When they ask for a drivers license, hand it over without saying a word. When they ask any question, like where you’re going or if you’ve been drinking, answer, "With all due respect, I’d prefer not to answer any questions. Unless you’re prepared to arrest me now, I’d like to leave now." If you are willing to answer some questions but not others, that might indicate you have something to hide, so end the questions immediately.
You can usually get cable TV service for a discounted rate if you call and threaten to cancel.
If you have a gas water heater with a tank, get rid of it and install a tankless gas water heater. You’ll save a lot of gas; so much so, the gas company will think you’re tampering with the meter and want to look around inside.
When making refried beans, you cna remove the farts from them prior to cooking if you do a "power soak": Put the beans and water in a pot, and put it on the stove. Boil the little fuckers hard for two or three minutes. Remove from heat, and soak for four hours. The shit-colored water indicates you’ve removed the farting enzyme from the beans. Drain and rinse the beans, then cook with fresh water.
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 7:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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My pan went on fire.
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 9:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dont masterbate while eating cheezo’s
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| Posted: Aug 17, 2007 9:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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If it burns going in, it will burn coming out.
When making a ceviche, Do not use over ripened citrus fruit. It will not "cook" the fish properly. (im also a cooking feind)
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