Oddest inappropriate places you’ve urinated
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:29 p.m. - Subject: Oddest inappropriate places you’ve urinated |
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Sometimes, you just have to go.
As an adult, I’ve once pissed off the pedestrian deck of an old open grate steel bridge into the river below. It was after midnight and there were no witnesses.
As a little boy, there was a prayer chapel outside a church. At one time, churches were unlocked at all hours, but due to theft and vandalism, insurance companies made the churches lock up after hours. A prayer chapel is an outbuilding, about the size of a tool shed, with pews and holy water, and it’s unlocked at all times. I pedalled my bicycle over, went inside, poured out all the holy water, and attempted to break the crystal bottle that held it. The damn thing wouldn’t break. So I refilled the bottle with piss, and drained the remaining piss from my bladder onto a pew.
And you?
And if you answer "Your Mom’s mouth," cancel your order for your gradiation cap and gown; you fail at life.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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In the back of a car.
My parents didn’t want to stop so I crawled into the back and found a corner.
They got mad at me.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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On a car, in a no-tresspassing backyard for soem crazy woman lol, uhmmm.... a trashcan, a sink, a supersoaker lol.....that was an epic summer watergun fight...."Dude...why the fuck does that smell like piss?" "Wasnt me :P"
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Some strangers front yard . . .
It was about 3:00 in the mornin’ and I just HAD to go!!
I pulled over, shut the lights on my truck but kept the engine running just in case, and walked into the front yard where I pulled over and released a HUGE piss.
No witnesses, much too late at night for anyone to be awake.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Once In The 4th grade I snuck into my teachers class and pissed on her desk. The bitch deserved it though.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lately, me and my friend climbed this huge fucking tower, so I pissed off of it to mark my territory.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Christ, where do I start
-Drainage pipe
-In my friends bushes(his moms first impression of me)
-On a roof into a dumpster 5 stories below
-In a birdbath
-On the side of a cabin
-BEHIND a port-o-john
-into a garden hose(I was 9 at the time)
-Off a fire escape
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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After School in the high school parking lot
Open the back and front doors on one side of your car and go inbetween. what a relief
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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On the way back from a wrestling tournament in Junction City last year, we JUST left a pit stop, and i forgot to piss because the line to pay was so long. So, i found and empty gatorade bottle and did a trucker bomb (peeing in a bottle, throwing it capless out into oncoming traffic.)
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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-neighbor’s back yard
-outside a porrta ptty cause it was nasty inside
-girls room when I was in middle school
-in a neighbor’s pool
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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How could I forget the cement plant, the oldest continuously operating cement plant in the United States, producing cement since before the American Civil War?
Every building in the plant resembles a gingerbread house, with the panels glued together with icing, and mounds of it on the rooftops. But this isn’t icing; it’s solid mounds of cement on every surface, formed from a constant airborne cloud of cement dust that usually settles on surfaces, and mixes with water from the morning dew. A coworker and I were measuring the stackout building, which is a steel framed building with steel siding, and it resembles a large barn with a dirt floor. Inside, a conveyor belt was on a pivot, and could rotate the discharge end to any position, and drop material onto a pile anyplace in the building. This material was called clinker, and is cement that came out of a kiln in pebble-like shapes like Nerds candy, which is later crushed into fine powder. I found a mound of clinker that spills from the wrong end of the conveyor and pissed there while my coworker was smoking a cigarette elsewhere. It released ammonia gas, and hardened another later of cement onto that mound piled against the barn wall.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 2:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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- off the George Washington bridge
- off the bayonne bridge
- some bridge over the railroad
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 3:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Let’s see:
--On my neighbor’s porch in the middle of the afternoon
--Inside a cup (it was at night and I was too lazy to go to the bathroom), which I promptly forgot about, so it fermented in my room for about a month
--On a campfire (I don’t recommend this; burnt piss is not a good smell)
--In a cup, which I then balanced on my friend’s face while he was snoozing. Needless to say he got a surprise when he rolled over.
--Inside a glass of lemonade which I promptly offered my neighbor
--Inside a pumpkin on Halloween
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 3:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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-Off a bridge into the Erie Canal
-Off an overpass onto I95
-The school bathrooms
In the 9th grade at lunch my friends and I would go into the bathroom, I’d get on one stall, my friend in the middle and another friend on the right of him. We’d let loose on his shoes and on the floor in his stall.
-In the sink
-In my bathtub/shower when it wasn’t running
My friend used to have his room upstairs and to get downstairs across his dirty floor to the bathroom was a pain, so he’d just piss in empty liquor bottles. Those fuckers started to create a weird flim at the top of the bottle.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 3:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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inside a gas tank of some dudes harley
the cpu section at best buy
the playgym at burger king(i was 6)
on my friends violen
from atop a tree
in a musturd bottle
a toilet
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 3:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: In the 9th grade at lunch my friends and I would go into the bathroom, I’d get on one stall, my friend in the middle and another friend on the right of him. We’d let loose on his shoes and on the floor in his stall.
...Why?
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 5:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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I was high as ballz in my room and i needed to pee and i was to paranoid to go outside because it thought my parents were outside my door so i peed out my window... onto my front patio furniture.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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On a volleyball belonging to a jackass that rolled over on a bad day.
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 5:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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our public library. i couldnt find the bathroom so i pissed on sum bookcase.
on sum guys doorknob, i was out at liek 4 in the morning and it was a long way back
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| Posted: Sep 03, 2007 5:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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SinisterSkater’s post reminded me that I once took a dump on the floor of my local library.
It was gone the next time I went, but I would have loved to see the face of the librarian that came around the corner of a bookshelf, only to find a steaming turd in the middle of the aisle.
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