Pocket Bikes are Death Mobiles
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:24 a.m. - Subject: Pocket Bikes are Death Mobiles |
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Even more so than a regular motorcycle.
I just went to pick up some clothes from the dry cleaners. I almost hit some kid riding a pocket bike. I didn’t see him until it was almost too late. This isn’t the first time I’ve almost hit one or seen one almost hit by someone else. You can’t hear or see someone riding those.
Quit riding those damn things on the street. Talk your parents into getting a real motorcycle (if you must have one) and make sure it’s loud as hell and bright yellow.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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I couldn’t agree more
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I want one now.... thanks gimp... your reference to death mobiles spiked my interest...
Do you just like being contrary or do you really want to demonstrate natural selection?
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Newb
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Pocket bikes are for 9 year old who will grow up to have puberty at age 16.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Its not a ’Death Mobile’ till it actually kills someone.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’m sure nobody has ever died on one Mr. Bungle. /sarcasm
This ambulance chaser is gearing up for a class action lawsuit:
http://www.texastriallawyer.com/pocket_bike/index.html
BTW, if I hit one of one, I’m just going to keep going and scrape them off later like this guy did!
http://www.munciefreepress.com/node/41
J/K
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Thats nothing.
My mom used to work in Baltimore city and hordes of niggers, and I mean HORDES of niggers would run rampant in the city on 4 wheelers and dirt bikes. 20+ would run through an intersection.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 11:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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I agree.
Old people shouldnt be driving once they hit 60.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 1:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol i used to have one somthing like those.
It was a Midi one.
So it was a fair bit bigger.
double exaushts lol the lot light and all.
fucking nice kinda loud as wlel
sold it cos i wanted some weed tho lol
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 1:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Y’all can make all the old people jokes you want. The fact is, I’m in my prime. If you want to ignore my advice, fine. Like I said, I’ll just scrape you off later. :D
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2007 2:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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i have a liquid cooled pocket bike i bought off craigslist. I fucking LOVE it, but i don’t take it out on the street.
i prefer riding around in parkinglots, hitting 60 MPH on a bike 3 inches off the ground is a rush.
though i DO love a real crotch rocket.
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