What was the lousiest item you ever got trick-or-treating?
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:32 p.m. - Subject: What was the lousiest item you ever got trick-or-treating? |
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Was it some of that godawful candy that’s only manufactured arounf Halloween? I can’t stand anything that’s "gummy," or that shit Brach’s square coconut candy that’s layered in brown, white, and pink. I can even remember popcorn balls, before people were so hysterical about contaminated candy, that were hard as rocks.
Or maybe it was a nonfood item. Like the old geezer that hands out pennies. Maybe it was a gift certificate to a restaurant you’d never patronize. Or maybe, my personal favorite, it was those little Biblical comic books explaining that Halloween, as well as Dungeons & Dragons, is the work of Satan.
I never got one of those, but there was a lady who made all kids who rang her doorbell repeat a Bible verse to her before she’d dispense any candy. I think I stole her lawn sprinkler.
Have fun reminiscing, and happy Halloween!
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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I got a health bar one time. Worst thing to get when all you want is candy.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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This sucks, they dont do things like Halloween here...
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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i got raped :(
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: This sucks, they dont do things like Halloween here...
Where are you?
p.s. I still have that crappy health bar.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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ahhhh dude i got a fuckin bible!
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Amsterdam, lies in Holland...
aka Europe.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have never been Tick or Treating.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 4:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Cambodian Child Slave
How is that bad?
Quote: ahhhh dude i got a fuckin bible!
That sucks. I would hate to get a bible.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 5:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think it would have to be 1 penny.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 5:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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a shitty tooth brush, and i got a black eye one time. I was like 8 and i was standing too close to the door and the idiot architect designed the door to open outwards and it hit me in the face.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 5:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol every year some lady hands out these fake coins that say bible verses on them n stuff about jesus
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 5:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Pretzels/spare change
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I believe the worst thing I ever received was either a health bar, a bookmark, or some guy that was passing out fucking Hot-Dogs. But, they were pretty good, so, i’ll just file that under the "Weird Shit" category.
The coolest thing ever was back like 2-3 yers ago, I was about 14-15, and there was some guy who held a bowl at the door and said take as much as you want. When I proceeded to take the entire bowl and dump it in my bag, he asked what I was doing and I replied "Man, it’s my last year of Trick-Or-Treating". He laughed, said "Okay" and gave me the entire bowl. That was an epic candy swipe.
Quote: I never got one of those, but there was a lady who made all kids who rang her doorbell repeat a Bible verse to her before she’d dispense any candy. I think I stole her lawn sprinkler.
By the way, you roxx my soxx.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, and I received a quarter once too.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think I actually got ridalin one year.........
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Man, you remember how like parents were worried that youd actually get drugs in the candy?
WHERE THE FUCK WERE THEY LIVING?! I want some goddamn drugs in MAH candy.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Some parents thought there would be poison in the candy, I remember checking it when I was a kid.........every single piece ugh
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Once I got a nickel from this really old lady that had a stroller thingy. We just threw it at her cat (It was in the driveway) and walked away. She has a VERY fine grand daughter BTW.
Another thing is that some lady threw (what I thought was) holy water at me and a few friends when we went trick or treating about 3 years ago. One of my friends (being the retard he is) kneeled down and acted like he was in pain, while talking in a creepy voice.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2007 6:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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I got some raisins and some tofu Chinese cookie. I used to get a lot of juice boxes and goddamn pops that make your bag way down and squishs everything inside. I got a fortune cookie aswell
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