Fucking n00bs
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:37 p.m. - Subject: Fucking n00bs |
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...Dont know how ’da streets’ work.
Quote: (10:12:52 PM) *help Jon: happy thanksgiving
(10:13:04 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: More like thanksgiving lunch
(10:13:20 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: I swear, we ate turkey at 1:00 in the afternoon at my aunts house
(10:13:30 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Whatd you do
(10:13:31 PM) *help Jon: we ate at the same time
(10:13:43 PM) *help Jon: then we stayed at my grandmas house for like 6 hours
(10:13:49 PM) *help Jon: then we went to my other grandmas house
(10:13:57 PM) *help Jon: and retrieved the delicious fruit salad
(10:14:19 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: I got high after we came home cause my parents went to the store
(10:14:32 PM) *help Jon: damit r u holding out on me >: |
(10:14:32 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Then AJ just left, but we chilled for about an hour or two
(10:14:41 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: No, it was just some nugs mike gave me
(10:14:45 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Besides, you werent here
(10:15:03 PM) *help Jon: well dam
(10:15:15 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: It wasnt even enough for two people
(10:15:24 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Hell it barely got me high for like 2 hours
(10:15:56 PM) *help Jon: thats a long time considering i haven’t even been high for...1 minoot
(10:18:33 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: You gonna participate in /b/lack friday tomorrow?
(10:20:30 PM) *help Jon: no i’m gonna go outside and find some mexicans
(10:20:38 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Why
(10:20:52 PM) *help Jon: to buy weed off of since i dont see evan till monday
(10:21:03 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Yeah, no
(10:21:12 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Why the fuck cant you wait till next week
(10:21:21 PM) *help Jon: because
(10:21:33 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: ...
(10:22:02 PM) *help Jon: i’m not gonna wait 2 months to get high, i’ll just smoke at my house and browse the internet
(10:22:11 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: But your parents are there
(10:22:23 PM) *help Jon: they didn’t find out last time
(10:22:34 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Just dont
(10:22:37 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Trust me
(10:22:48 PM) *help Jon: no i’m gonna
(10:22:53 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Waiting 2 months is better than getting busted
(10:22:56 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Dont be retarded
(10:23:23 PM) *help Jon: umm, yeah no.
(10:23:30 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Youre gonna get busted
(10:23:38 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: And if you do, you better not fucking say shit about me
(10:23:43 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Go ahead
(10:23:44 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Do it
(10:23:49 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Get busted
(10:23:55 PM) *help Jon: i did it before, i can do it again
(10:24:14 PM) *help Jon: and maybe i’ll find someone who will actually fucking buy and not be a fucking lil bitch about it either
(10:24:44 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: lol so youre just gonna go up to some dude on the street and ask "HAY KAN U SELL ME SUM WEEDZ?"
(10:25:30 PM) *help Jon: no, theres some people that usually go to the ditch to smoke, their the ones me and tito hung out with when we ditched
(10:25:37 PM) *help Jon: they live close by and their always outside n shit
(10:25:44 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Youre fucking retarded.
(10:25:49 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Youre gonna get your ass kicked
(10:25:57 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Ill give you Kareems number
(10:26:00 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Hes got evans number
(10:26:30 PM) *help Jon: w/e dude i dont know why ur being an asshole and not just buying for me, so why r u telling me not to
(10:26:43 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: What?
(10:26:57 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Ill buy for you
(10:27:05 PM) *help Jon: yeah but not when i need it
(10:27:10 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: THATS NOT MY FAULT
(10:27:24 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: I bought for you on halloween
(10:27:36 PM) *help Jon: no that time it was half and half
(10:27:44 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Not at the time it wasnt
(10:27:48 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: You paid for it all at first
(10:28:07 PM) *help Jon: yeah and then u pretty much fuckin blew my 20$ dollars because dillon never delivered
(10:28:24 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Its not MY fault he got busted
(10:28:44 PM) *help Jon: but i still lost my 20 bucks
(10:29:01 PM) Mr.Bungle/Art: Well then go bitch at him, not me and see how that works out
(10:29:28 PM) *help Jon: w/e
He thinks its MY fault my friend got busted, and he thinks I dont want to buy for him.
That retard wants to smoke in his house when his mom, dad, and sister are there and within 20 feet of his room.
Help me talk this ’tard out of it.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, thats not too smart at all.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, does anyone REALLY care? If you can’t talk him out of it yourself you’re not too good at life.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Yeah, does anyone REALLY care? If you can’t talk him out of it yourself you’re not too good at life.
You cared enough to respond.
And if I wasnt "too good at life", id be dead right now. YES, I took that literally. Get some accutane.
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'therapist'
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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quit fuckink with my noobs or
you will breath your last breath
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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TL;DR. Abridged version please?
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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No help dude I smoke in my room but I have a greater distance from my room to where my parents are.
That convo--tl;dr
I attempted to read it but it started to hurt my eyes
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Toke and forget about it.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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I cared enough to tell you you’re not too good at life. Taking the "not too good at life" literally would make you not dead, but retarded as it was "not too good" rather than "no good".
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Toke and forget about it.
Epic Advice
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: TL;DR. Abridged version please?
My friend wants to go out into a tunnel down the street from his house, pop his head in, and just go "HAY U GUYZ WUTS GOIN ON HERE KAN U SELL ME SUM WEEDZ?"
A: He could get his ass kicked cause they might think hes a narc
B: He might get ripped off, or his ass kicked anyway just so they can take his money
C: His parents are like 5 steps away from his room, and if he gets caught the fingers are gonna point at me.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I cared enough to tell you you’re not too good at life. Taking the "not too good at life" literally would make you not dead, but retarded as it was "not too good" rather than "no good".
Well then I care enought to tell you this: Accutane. Google it.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 9:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: if he gets caught the fingers are gonna point at me. |
Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 10:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Then don’t smoke with him maybe? Dude, be smart about it, if you really think you’re going to get busted, DON’T FUCKING DO IT. Remember that.
Thats the thing. Ive never smoked with him, I never got the chance. He let our stash go mouldy. But I dont want him to go about shit all wrong, he doesnt know the stipulations that are put into place.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 10:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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He points the finger at you, you point back with that chat log and nature will take it’s course.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 10:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: He points the finger at you, you point back with that chat log and nature will take it’s course.
Ill still get tested. I know if I use the chatlog, ill be aces, but my parents still might get me drug tested, and I was high from 2:00 in the afternoon to 7:30 at night yesterday, so im definitely not clean.
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'the Victorious'
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 10:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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He’s pulling a Seth Cohen
Woo! Let’s give it up for my very relevant OC reference!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 10:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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well me and my friend just got busted with weed and were both taking it equally even though it was kinda my fault
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 10:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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except he doesnt have a college interview within the hour
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2007 10:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Ill still get tested. I know if I use the chatlog, ill be aces, but my parents still might get me drug tested, and I was high from 2:00 in the afternoon to 7:30 at night yesterday, so im definitely not clean.
It’s worth a try anyways and it’s better than just sitting around, waiting for your parents go after you.
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