Prank Calling The Erection Help Line!
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'Po'
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 1:02 a.m. - Subject: Prank Calling The Erection Help Line! |
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Well me and my mate came accross a payphone at the end of the street after school. My mate sayed we might as well prank the Erection Help Line people while we are here. So I sayed ’Yeah Might as well’ I think the number is 1800100200 or something similar.
Anyways..
My mate went first and he sayed:
Erection Help Line: Hello Sir how may I help you?
Mate: Yeah I have an erection problem
Erection Help Line: Ok what’s your problem?
Mate: I cant keep it up!
Erection Help Line: Ok whats your name sir?
Mate: Cosmo!
Erection Help Line: Cosmo...
Mate: Cosmo Bosmo
Erection Help Line: Is this a prank call?
Mate: Shut the fuck up bitch!
[HUNG UP END OF CALL]
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Then I had a go.....
Erection Help Line: Hello sir how can we help you?
Me: Yeah I cant keep it up!
Erection Helpline: How long have you had this problem?
Me: Ah.. A few years...
Erection Help Line: Well we can help you with that, May we please have your name and address?
Me: (I put on the kermit the frog voice) Ye It is Kermit de frog here.
Erection Help Line: Excuse me?
Me: Sorry My name’s Ralph.
Erection Help Line: Good on you mate, Have fun Cya!
[END OF CALL]
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Then I had my final try and I went for the gold.
Erection Help Line: Hello how may we help you?
Me: Yeah, how ya going mate, It’s Jeff here.
Erection Help Line: How are you Jeff?
Me: Yeah pretty fucking bad. I have an erection problem!
Erection Help Line: Ok we can help you there, How long have you had the problem?
Me: Yeah, a few years.
Erection Help Line: The main thing is gaining and maintaining.
Right here I started to giggle
Me: Really, Gaining & Maintaing? Well I have this hot girlfriend. We have been going out for a few years lately but I have had some problems in the bed. The other night she went to give me some ’head’ and she put her lips to my nob and I blew my load all over her face. Instantly. How you help me?
Erection Help Line: Well what we can do is send you some info....(I interupted)
Me: AND the other night I was laying on the couch watching some tely, and she sits on my lap and she was wearing a silk dress and I blew all inside my new jocks.
Erection Help Line: Hmmm You have a serious problem I think we have to spend some time on this...
Me: Yeah I know, they were a fucking good pair of jock’s, I think I nearly blew a hole through them.
Erection Help Line: (Starts to laugh a bit) Well..
Me: HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT? YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY DO YOU? I HAVE A LITTLE SOMEHTING TO SAY TO YOU PRICKS! YOU HUNG UP ON ME BEFORE AND I NEEDED HELP.
Erection Help Line: On behalf of Erect..
Me: SHUT UP CUNT BEFORE I FUCKING BREAK YOUR NECK.
Erection Help Line: Sir please calm down I’m sorry..
Me: GO GET FUCKED YOU PRICK!
[END OF CALL]
It’s a worth a call to the erection help line.
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 1:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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nice!!!!!!
I know this kid who rang up jim mowing......here how it went
Him "hello"
Jims mowing "Hello jims mowing"
Him "ohh then i call back later"
so funny.
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 1:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>>>LOL
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 1:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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there is no fucking way that there is really an erection help line.
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 1:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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HAHAHA yeah, have you heard the add on the radio Jak?
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 2:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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^^^^^^^^^ hahahahha acdc rocker you come runner up un the best prank calls ever mucks was the best
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 2:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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man that jims shit is funny! I had a shower and I was laughing my balls off :D
I pranked them with Joseph on the way home Carlo just to let you know. Maybe you should make a topic about the jumbuck!
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 6:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Get a girl to call, or a bloke with a pre-pubescent, high-pitched voice.
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 9:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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LMFAO!!!!
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 10:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Then I had my final try and I went for the gold.
Erection Help Line: Hello how may we help you?
Me: Yeah, how ya going mate, It’s Jeff here.
Erection Help Line: How are you Jeff?
Me: Yeah pretty fucking bad. I have an erection problem!
Erection Help Line: Ok we can help you there, How long have you had the problem?
Me: Yeah, a few years.
Erection Help Line: The main thing is gaining and maintaining.
Right here I started to giggle
Me: Really, Gaining & Maintaing? Well I have this hot girlfriend. We have been going out for a few years lately but I have had some problems in the bed. The other night she went to give me some ’head’ and she put her lips to my nob and I blew my load all over her face. Instantly. How you help me?
Erection Help Line: Well what we can do is send you some info....(I interupted)
Me: AND the other night I was laying on the couch watching some tely, and she sits on my lap and she was wearing a silk dress and I blew all inside my new jocks.
Erection Help Line: Hmmm You have a serious problem I think we have to spend some time on this...
Me: Yeah I know, they were a fucking good pair of jock’s, I think I nearly blew a hole through them.
Erection Help Line: (Starts to laugh a bit) Well..
Me: HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT? YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY DO YOU? I HAVE A LITTLE SOMEHTING TO SAY TO YOU PRICKS! YOU HUNG UP ON ME BEFORE AND I NEEDED HELP.
Erection Help Line: On behalf of Erect..
Me: SHUT UP CUNT BEFORE I FUCKING BREAK YOUR NECK.
Erection Help Line: Sir please calm down I’m sorry..
Me: GO GET FUCKED YOU PRICK!
[END OF CALL]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
LMFAO
OMFG
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
holy fuck dats funny
i sjut got in deep shit in the middle of class for laughing so hard.
hahaha
man thats funny
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 10:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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I never got into prank calling much, although I have had a blast with telemarketers. One time two of my friends were over as well as my brother, so we all started sounding like there was a gay orgy going on. Another classic one was this...
woman: Hello, this is (forget the name) we have an amazing offer on double pained windows that have been shown to drastically lower heating costs.
me: Yeah, I don’t have any windows in my house.
woman: Ok... well we also have an offer for vinyl siding that *I cut her off*
me: That’s not gonna work either. Ya see, I live in an igloo. Bye.
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 1:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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ACDCrocker was telling me about this prank call, and there is a gardening type buisness in Australia called ’Jim’s Mowing’ And they rang up and he replied.
’Hi Jim’s mowing,
Oh sorry I’ll call back later’
LMAO
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2005 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOL
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