Local Ownage
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 7:46 p.m. - Subject: Local Ownage |
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K, so I was just watching TV and there was this little preview of what is going to be on the 10 o’clock news tonight and I hear one of the reporters say "A local mall santa is pressing charges against a teenager who hit him in the face with a frozen pie." Fucking sweet. I’ll post a link to the story tonight or sometime tomorrow. Discuss.
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 7:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hats off to whoever threw a pie at him. I’ve always wanted to hurt one in some way, or pull the pillow out of his fucking chest.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 7:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol yeah me too. I’m going to find out who it is.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m thinking about making a movie about saying weird things to actual local mall santas but i’m unsure of how i’d be able to film it.
"For christmas I want a machete, an ak-47 and a body bag!"
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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I could picture an NFL commercial for something or another with someone just laying a mall Santa the fuck out.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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My dad keeps trying to convince me the mall santa isn’t real...
Fucking moron LOLZ!
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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if he is sitting there, he is obviously real.....
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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My mum tried to scam me out of a Santa Claus present this year. She’s all like "Well, I’ll give you some money for christmas" and I’m like "Yeah, then with the money Santa Claus gives me It’ll be enough for what i want" She replied with "Hahaha, don’t be stupid!" and I’m like "SANTA, IS, GIVING ME A FUCKING, PRESENT, OK?"
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah... Parents are so stupid some times...
One time my dad was like, "What do you want santa to get you" And I was all, "dad you fuckin idiot santa know what I want I sent him my list in the mail"
I ended up getting nothing I wanted so Santa was an asshole that year I guess.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: "SANTA, IS, GIVING ME A FUCKING, PRESENT, OK?"
Combine that statement with your avatar and you win the Cute Award for today. You deserve a cookie,FF!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Where is the milk!!!!!?????
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Here you go, FF, milk as well!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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FF will devour it! post pics of the cookie eating carnage!!!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Awww, thanks Gimp. :)
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 8:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Everyone knows the mall Santa’s work for the real Santa. Doi. NO DIP!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 9:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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the other day we where at the pool and there was a random guy dressed as santa. long story short i scared him by following into the toilets and asking him weird questions.
and my 2nd grade teacher told me santa wasnt real.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 29, 2007 11:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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I just saw that on the news too we must live in the same place
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