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Noskrazy


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:24 p.m. - Subject: The Girl..........

Well I spent the day with my g/f and she was living with a friend that was a dude (Former ex) So she took me back to her place and we where going to watch a movie, order a pizza ECT. So the dude calls her and tells her that she can’t take me (her new b/f) to HIS house, he shows up from work and we where there and he says to her "Your moving now, get your stuff together or I am getting the cops to come get you out"
So I helped her pack all her stuff and put it in her car, she moved back in with her aunt and we stayed there and ate pizza and stuff......she is talking to this dude that texted her on her new cell phone, the guy said that his friend used to have the same number but he is in marine boot camp and in North Carolina now. I told her to stop talking to the guy because it is kinda pointless and she always talks to him when I am around and totally ignores me.
I love her and told her I want to marry her and I know she fells the same way because when we first started talking it was only a booty call for me and she was really attached to me and said I meant the world to her.
But she says she doesn’t want to stop talking to this guy and won’t just because I don’t like it.
I told her to talk to me on the way back to my house and tell me what she wanted with us.
I kept asking and asking and she didn’t say anything until finally she said "I don’t care" We got to my driveway and I said "are you going to say anything?"
No reply, so I said okay and got out of the car...........I dunno what to do, suggestions would be nice. But most of all just show some love :(


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:27 p.m. - Subject:

Females are strange creatures Nos, not even FetusKing understands the shit they put us through. :(


Noskrazy


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:31 p.m. - Subject:

Naw I am done........I just want to get over it now.....


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:35 p.m. - Subject:

I didn’t read it but I assume she complained about your roidballs and you beat the living shit out of her and are running from the cops. My advice is get of the internet, they can track this shit.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:39 p.m. - Subject:

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So is it over then?


Yes it sure is.....I dunno, I am done with women for a long long time....you think you know a person.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:40 p.m. - Subject:

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I didn’t read it but I assume she complained about your roidballs and you beat the living shit out of her and are running from the cops. My advice is get of the internet, they can track this shit.


Then don’t fucking post then you asshole.
Fuck you slash, you suck as a mod.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:41 p.m. - Subject:

Oh shi-


Noskrazy


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:44 p.m. - Subject:

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Oh shi-


Well don’t be an asshole next time and then I won’t be.
I have a problem and your being a bitch.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:45 p.m. - Subject:

Slash should ban you for insulting him and jepordizing his authority as moderator.


Noskrazy


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:48 p.m. - Subject:

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Slash should ban you for insulting him and jepordizing his authority as moderator.


Its jeopardizing dumbass and I just "banned" you.
If slash wants to do that then he it’s up to him, but I don’t give a shit right now.


Bungleroo


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:56 p.m. - Subject:

An ellipses has only three periods in it (for future reference).

Fuck her, go after someone else; a chick with a buttload of emotional baggage isnt worth it unless shes a freak in the sack and is a nympho.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:59 p.m. - Subject:

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An ellipses has only three periods in it (for future reference).

Fuck her, go after someone else; a chick with a buttload of emotional baggage isnt worth it unless shes a freak in the sack and is a nympho.


I don’t even care about that anymore......it’s all the same. you put it in and you do it until you cum....blah blah blah......everything afterwards isn’t even worth it. I just done with women for a while.......it’s just not worth it......it’s a never ending process.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:06 p.m. - Subject:

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I don’t even care about that anymore......it’s all the same. you put it in and you do it until you cum....blah blah blah......everything afterwards isn’t even worth it. I just done with women for a while.......it’s just not worth it......it’s a never ending process.

Sounds to me like you caught homosexuality. Tape your butthole shut in basic training, k?



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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:08 p.m. - Subject:

HAHAHA fuckign wasteman got dumped again, hey atleast a nigger didn’t dump you this time. Ever thought the problem is you and your arrogance and bigheadedness (I mean that literally as well). The only way for you to get over
the pain is do what your mum failed to do when wanting to.

HAHAHA fuckign wasteman got dumped again, hey atleast a nigger didn’t dump you this time. Ever thought the problem is you and your arrogance and bigheadedness (I mean that literally as well). The only way for you to get over
the pain is do what your mum failed to do when wanting to.


self abort you; stab yourself to death with a rusty coat hanger.

You suck at life




self abort you; stab yourself to death with a rusty coat hanger.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:12 p.m. - Subject:

Nos, you do know you’re going to get stabbed.



Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:13 p.m. - Subject:

Btw, thats a post from Slim.


Noskrazy


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:14 p.m. - Subject:

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Sounds to me like you caught homosexuality


Tell me, how come I knew somebody would say something like that referring me to being gay? lol people are too predictable.
No, all I am saying is WTF is the point! Spend your whole life doing that? Fuck and leave, feel the urge to do it again find somebody then fuck and leave? again and again!?!?! WTF is the point? There’s not other then a simple pleasure that will come back the next day but memories that will be with you forever.
I am saying I am going to be happy with myself for a while.......and If I feel the need I have myself to.......the way I see it is the same thing in the end but you don’t feel like shit or have to explain anything or wonder whats going on and all that other bullshit.

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Girls that are like that aren’t worth your time...


Your entirely right, if only they wore a sticker that said "bitch" But they don’t..........well at lest I am learning things I guess? LOL!
Makes me feel kinda good because I might be able to recognize it next time :)


Noskrazy


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:16 p.m. - Subject:

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Btw, thats a post from Slim.


Well thanks for posting it for him.....how kind of you.

Rot in hell slim......LOL!
I don’t care what you have to say, it means nothing yet you spend the time to type it all out. LOL.


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Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:19 p.m. - Subject:

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No, all I am saying is WTF is the point! Spend your whole life doing that? Fuck and leave, feel the urge to do it again find somebody then fuck and leave? again and again!?!?! WTF is the point? There’s not other then a simple pleasure that will come back the next day but memories that will be with you forever.
I am saying I am going to be happy with myself for a while.......and If I feel the need I have myself to.......the way I see it is the same thing in the end but you don’t feel like shit or have to explain anything or wonder whats going on and all that other bullshit.

Translation=My hand is my new lover.

And I can kinda understand where youre coming from, but:
Vagina>Hand



Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:24 p.m. - Subject:

"Well thanks for posting it for him.....how kind of you.

Rot in hell slim......LOL!
I don’t care what you have to say, it means nothing yet you spend the time to type it all out. LOL."

If it means nothing then why tell me to rot in hell, shows to me you do care, not jsut from that post but your emotions and attitude through out the post. You letting your meatheadedness get the better of you again where in realit yyou’re crying your eyes out.

because you can’t keep a gal.

-slim

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No, all I am saying is WTF is the point! Spend your whole life doing that? Fuck and leave, feel the urge to do it again find somebody then fuck and leave? again and again!?!?! WTF is the point?

Have you grown a fucking vagina?

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There’s not other then a simple pleasure that will come back the next day but memories that will be with you forever.

It’s called beating off.
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