A Pretty Funny "Piss People Off" List that I Discovered.
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:30 p.m. - Subject: A Pretty Funny "Piss People Off" List that I Discovered. |
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
3. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is "TO-GO!".
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen occasionally when talking to others.
5. Stomp on those little ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all conditions "to keep them tuned up".
7. Reply to everything someone says with "That’s what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a very large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "...in accordance with the prophecy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble youe pen and "accidentally" flip the ink part of it across the room.
14. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your T.V. so that all the people are Green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publically investigate just how slow you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE LETTERS.
21. type only in lowercase letters.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of Orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh nevermind, it’s gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing all of William tell Overture by tapping on your chin. When nearly done announce, "Oh wait, I messed up.", and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. When making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along with Opera music.
31. Go to a Poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions then scribble down their answers in a notebook. Then mumble something about "psychological profiles".
I don’t know how old this list is or how many people have seen it before, but you can feel free to discuss your favorites.
I actually lol’d at Numbers 3, 15, 16, 19, 23, and 27.
I’m going to have to try 28 when I have to present stuff in English later in the year, and I think after band practice tomorrow I’m going to try 3 if we go somewhere to get food. I’m also going to do 15 as well just to piss off my parents.
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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im deff doin #29, that shits gonna be funny as hell
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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I loled.
We just steal traffic cones/signs to reroute streets. No money out of pocket!
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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roflmao. I do number 10 to the fat ass in my class.
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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I did the traffic cone thing, except with rocks. They were big enough to knock someone outa their seat, but small enough to not see. They were eventually broke into dust.
But, I made them perpendicular to the street.
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve done quite a few of these....
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah. I’m for sure going to do what I mentioned above sometime this week and hopefully if this thread is still running strong tomorrow I’m going to update about what I did to the people and what they said.
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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I like 8, 10, 16. and 28
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have done: 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 28, 31
Damn Im fucking annoying
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 7:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Why the hell did you do 28
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 7:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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To annoy my class. I was doing a public speaking thing and they were all ignoring me anyway
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 7:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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at our former local skate shop, these kids got a bunch of cones and redirected traffic... the police found out and they got in a load of shit for it, so be careful with that...
if you do it, do it at night, so the morning rush gets it
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen occasionally when talking to others.
I don’t have a glass eye and I do this sometimes
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate when people plays with their eyes. It doesnt annoy me, it just skeeves me out
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thats funny, my goal is to do all these before I die :)
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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For the Glass Eye one, I remember my cousin wanted one because just imagine the possibilities with it in school.
Teacher: "Alright, now we’re going to take the Final."
Student: "Nah; I don’t really feel like it. You can feel free to ask me later."
Teacher: "That’s it! Go down to the office right now and you’ve failed the final!"
Student: "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Pulls out Glass Eye and throws it at teacher*"
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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And by the way DA, you must’ve had some time on your hands to pull that shit off. Anything else like that that’s pissed a lot of people off but stuff that’s not on the list?
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Haha I’d have to think about it. Im sure I’ve done plenty. If I think of any I’ll add em.
I wanted glow in the dark contacts in school. Then when they turned the lights off for those stupid ass videos, my eyes would start glowing.
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Haha oh, I’ve done some of the shit off the walmart list too. Like bouncing around wal mart on those moon balls, or playing tag and marco polo in the supercenter
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| Posted: Nov 30, 2007 10:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lmao last weekend me and my bud found a couple dryers and a washing machine (both broken down because someone threw them outside) and we dragged them to one of the busiest streets in my neighborhood and set them up in the middle of the road that was hilarious we pretended to do our laundry and some poeple got really pissed off lol good times...
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