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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 3:35 a.m. - Subject: Fav Quote |
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my favorite is
"When im 90 i want to have a women thats fine. Have a heart attack while having sex, come and go at the same time"
and also "never underestimate your opponent"
so whats your fav quotes?
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 3:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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do i have a sign out the front that says dead nigger storage?
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'The Albino Ethiopian'
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 3:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
- French graffiti, 1968
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 1564
Posts: 1642
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 4:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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"They say in death, all of life’s questions are answered.... Will you let me know" *Shoots drew barrymore out the window*
God i hate that stupid hag.
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 4:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve got Balls of Steel.
-Duke Nukem
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 30
Egg Points: 615760
Posts: 2083
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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"its a boy"
- Doctor at my birth
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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[lol]"its a boy"
- Doctor at my birth [/lol]
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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oops forgot to add this
spider pig, spider pig. does whatever a spider pig does.
-homer simpson
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':3'
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck you both.
-Josh Harnett
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 8:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: "Many a man owes his success to his first wife. And his second wife to his success."
-Jim Backus
Quote: "If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-Newt Heilscher
Quote: "Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
-Henny Youngman
Quote: "You can do anything with a bayonet except sit on it."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
Quote: "If you want my final opinion on the mystery of life and all that, I can give it to you in a nutshell. The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe."
-Peter De Vries |
Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 8:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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BTW, I like AEs quote.
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Power Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 10:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Those who are willing to sacrifice a little freedom for a little order will lose both and deserve neither.
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Normal Egg
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Egg Points: 463
Posts: 105
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 4:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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"As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another."
I think its a psalm.
They told me that at wreslting
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: bite the curb nigger!
Quote: 69’s good but 88’s better cuz then i get ate twice! |
'Fuck The Hands!'
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AIM
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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"Fuck yo counch nigga"
and
"I’ll be the Iron chef at pounding vag"
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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patrick bateman = great for quotes :D heres some
- You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
-It’s as if her mind is having a hard time communicating with her mouth, as if she is searching for a rational analysis of who I am, which is, of course, an impossibility: there...is...no...key.
- though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
- I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
-[voice-over] There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul’s apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: lifes a bitch,then you die
poke an nooblet,in the eye
laff & scream this
when you do
"hitlers daddy was a jew!!!!!!"
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fuck a duck,shoebedo
all the eggheads eat my stew
i’m a cop,so kiss my brass
on you knees
i’ll fuck your ass
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little skeeter on my peter
what is wrong with me?
jumping jacks & black cat’s flash
drinking blood with glee
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stanky flowers & golden showers
TOWERS FILLED WITH LOVE
in the end you’ve been decived
by the watchers up above
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-tecnodestructo
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Normal Egg
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Posts: 617
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 5:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: reality should never get in the way of comedy
David X. Cohen, creator of Futurama
Quote: No doubt about it
I can’t live without it, alcohol
Dropkick Murphy’s
Quote: Do you think God lives in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He created?
Spykids 2
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Normal Egg
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Egg Points: 463
Posts: 105
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 6:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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ghey
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':3'
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| Posted: Dec 19, 2007 6:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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"I’ll do it when i get back"
-Bender
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