Game: 101 ways to destroy my computer
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:17 a.m. - Subject: Game: 101 ways to destroy my computer |
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A forum my cousin goes on gave me the idea of this.
See,I have this piece of crap computer in my bedroom what dosent even have the internet. I couldn’t even upload RCT3 onto it.
Thats why I use my dads one in the study. So to make me feel better lets all post 101 ways to destroy it for no actuall reason.
1.Pay the British army to shoot it with a tank.
2.Deliver it off to the scrap metal yard.
3.Thermite it.
4.Drop it in a drum of fluroantimanic acid.
Ummmm.....
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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5. Run it over
6. Shoot it with a flaregun (timesplitters style)
7. Napalm
8. Dissemble it with a Chainsaw
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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9.Give it to peanuts and tell him its anus.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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10 get a teenager to go on porn with it
11 use it as a public rest room
12 poor coca-cola in it
13 drop a masterbating monkey on it
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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10.Give it to Defiler and tell it belonged to a spammer.
11.Super glue the US flag to it and send it to Iraq.
12.Make natalie stare at it.
13.Cover it in tin-foil and leave it out during a storm.
14.Drop it off the Eiffle tower.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 1:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Sorry Solo I missed that.
Ya know that fluroantimanic acid is so corrosive, if you where to pour a large puddle of the stuff ontop of a roof of a 3 story building it would burn all through the building and into the Earth.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 5:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Just a question.
Napalm burns at 1000c. Its uterly nasty stuff, but could it melt a PC? Just wondering.
19.Super-glue it to Jimi Hendrixs guitar.
20.Bath it in liquid nicrogen and hit it with a slehge hammer.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 5:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Corey. How old are you?
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 5:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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26.Stabb it with a screw-driver.
27.Take a dump in the floppy disk drive.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 6:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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No. Not realy.
I confess that I joined the site when I was 12 (breifly) and same with Mythbuster13.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 6:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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13. But wait.....I think I know who you are. What school do you go to?
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 6:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Anyways.
28.BURN IT!
LOL! That reminds me on my last day of primary school when the year ones sung us our leaving song:
Lets build a house!
Build a house!
Build a house!
Lets build a house!
Build it nice and strong!
Lets build a house!
Build a house!
Build a house!
Lets build a house!
Build it all day long!
So we added:
Lets build a house!
Build a house!
Build a house!
Lets build a house!
Build it nice and strong!
Lets build a house!
Build a house!
Build a house!
Lets build a house!
Build it all day long!
Now we’ve built the house!
All big and strong!
LETS BURN IT DOWN!
BURN IT DOWN!
BURN IT DOWN!
LMFAO!
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 7:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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Anyways Corey.
The reason I probbaly didn’t give you beef is because in an odd way. You remind me of the younger me. Nether the less you sound like a cool dude but your eggs could be improved.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 7:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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Give it to a kid with a cup of grape juice.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 7:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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Gavin. Gav for short.
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 7:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Nah I wouldn’t know you then. Im from Swindon.
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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oh i know...the number one way to destroy your computer is
31) INSTALL WINDOWS AND ALL OF ITS UPDATES!!!
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 9:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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32. piss in the D drive
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 9:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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33. Piss in the E drive
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 27, 2005 9:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: 31) INSTALL WINDOWS AND ALL OF ITS UPDATES!!!
My computer got fucked up while installing SP2. Good thing I got a computer genious for a neighbor, he let me borrow a CD, and he even gave me some programs.
32. Hit it with a bat.
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