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shakezilla-6828


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:27 p.m. - Subject:

stop eating, fatass


ThatBear


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:32 p.m. - Subject:

LMFAO FATTY!!! Stop chowing down on the McDonald’s you fat sack of racist shit


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:34 p.m. - Subject:

RE is not your health guide.

Lift weights and eat less, dick.


ThatBear


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:35 p.m. - Subject:

Way to contradict yourself _d_


Lisk


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:37 p.m. - Subject:

Put DOWN the fork!!!!! lol.


ThatBear


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:40 p.m. - Subject:

Lolling at stuff you said is not permissable, please exit the premises immediately


thegr8est1


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:43 p.m. - Subject:

eat the same amount and exercise like ur in prison (frequency wise, not activity wise. we all know what prison exercise is.) coz wen ur bodybuilding u have 2 eat more. and since ur a fat little shit ur already half way there!


--Jotto--


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:44 p.m. - Subject:

Don’t try doing cardiovascular exercises, that doesn’t always help losing weight.

Weight lifting is what you wanna go for. You can either do high weight with low rep, or low weight high rep, I do some of both. (I’m not fat though, I’m slim.)

I recommend also cutting down on junk food, obviously. Whatever you do don’t do swimming, it tends to make people put on a bit of fat because of the cold water.

Lastly, drink lots of water. Some obese people confuse thirst with hunger. You could do sports too. I’m in Ninjitsu, keeps me in good shape.


thegr8est1


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:58 p.m. - Subject:

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Some obese people confuse thirst with hunger.


rofl! obese ppl r ub3r st00p1d



Posted: Jan 20, 2008 2:59 p.m. - Subject:

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I’m in Ninjitsu


*stifles laughter*



Posted: Jan 20, 2008 3:43 p.m. - Subject:

Devote a few hours to googling on building muscle if you build muscle your metabolism increases causing your body to burn more calories. If you burn more calories than you take in your body will burn off some of its own stored fat. You might not lose weight but you will lose fat and gain muscle. Thats even better and muscle is attractive while rolls of fat aint.

The well cultured anonymous thing on wikichan has some good information on muscle building.


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 3:53 p.m. - Subject:

What’s so funny, Alle?


-Atheist-


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 3:57 p.m. - Subject:

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Whatever you do don’t do swimming, it tends to make people put on a bit of fat because of the cold water


Are you fucking retarded?, how the fuck does that make sense wouldn’t you lose more weight since your body has to exert energy to keep you warm. Use your fucking brain.



Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:02 p.m. - Subject:

Fag wapanese does fag wapanese sport.

MY advice is atkins diet and short walks around your house.


Mind_Circus


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:07 p.m. - Subject:

or try lipo+steroids


-Atheist-


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:09 p.m. - Subject:

If you go into almost any good gym you can talk to personal trainers who will help you set up a proper exercise regiment according to your needs. Many times they’ll do this for free.


Ecko


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:18 p.m. - Subject:

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai keep me in shape.


DannoTheManno


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:19 p.m. - Subject:

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Whatever you do don’t do swimming, it tends to make people put on a bit of fat because of the cold water

Swimming is the BEST physical exercise you can do.
Really it is the best.


Slash-292


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:22 p.m. - Subject:

Sit ups
Push ups
Go walk somewhere

Don’t even need to spend money. When the sit ups or push ups get too easy, fill up a bag with sand or something and put it on your back/stomach.


--Jotto--


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008 4:44 p.m. - Subject:

I’m not Japanese, I live in Canada. If you had spent 5 seconds looking at my profile, you may have noticed that.

Oh and -Atheist-, that’s what I’ve heard, not something I deduced on my own. Clearly I’m not making something like that up. Although yes you get exercise from the swimming, but it’s counter productive because of the cold of the water, as opposed to another sport where you would have just the exercise and not the counterproductive aspect. "Use your fucking brain", I believe you said? I did. Now it’s your turn.
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