Highly anticipated movies that sucked ass
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:15 p.m. - Subject: Highly anticipated movies that sucked ass |
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Obvious... make a list of 3 movies that were anticipated by you or others that just let you down.
~Cloverfield all together terrible movie. I’d be ashamed to accept that as Americas form of Godzilla.
here’s the link if you wanna watch people walk in front of the movie screen.
http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/internet/movies/(2008)_cloverfield.html
~I am legend Good until the shitty end
http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/internet/movies/(2007)_i_am_legend.html
~23 sucked...period
http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/internet/movies/(2007)_the_number_23.html
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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I agree with you on the first two.
I am Legend was a film that made me think, shit, did the producers run out of cash or something? Very abrupt ending.
Saw Cloverfeild today, would have been better if
A: someone survived
B: The camera was less shakey
C: the bits from the original recording that "Hud" taped over was a home porno video instead of them at a fair or whereever the fuck they were.
Never seen 23
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I’d be ashamed to accept that as Americas form of Godzilla.
It’s not America’s form of Godzilla.
America’s form of Godzilla came out in the 90’s, and was even worse.
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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I am legend.
havent seen any other movies recently
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Two movies that will make up for it are:
Saw 4. Totally and utterly EPIC.
American Gangster. In my honest opinion that is the movie of the century.
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Saw 4 sucked, but was a hellofa lot better than saw 3.
Cloverfield couldve been A LOT better.
Thanks for the links, Im gonna bookmark I am legend.
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Requiem for a Dream dragged ass and was overdramatic. If it were a person it would be an old drag queen. lol.
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Requiem for a Dream dragged ass and was overdramatic. If it were a person it would be an old drag queen. lol.
I thought that was a pretty good movie. In fact, I actually bought it, and I nevar buy music movies or software.
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Cloverfeild was The Blair Witch Project With some weird spider things. All in all a shitty movie that left you hanging without even a " to be contnunied"
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Saw 4 sucked, but was a hellofa lot better than saw 3.
HOW did it suck?
It was awesome. How it tied everything in, and left potential for Saw 5!
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| Posted: Jan 22, 2008 11:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I thought that was a pretty good movie. In fact, I actually bought it, and I nevar buy music movies or software.
A lot of people liked that movie and, admittedly, it had it’s moments. However, it seemed to tell the story so slowly that I would just about lose interest and then it would do something exciting again. Then the end... yeah yeah, "drugs are bad, M’Kay" but they took a very extremely unlikely outcome. Oh, and I found it to be very depressing. Again, it wouldn’t make my top ten movies list like it seems to for other people.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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HOW did it suck?
It was awesome. How it tied everything in, and left potential for Saw 5!
You have to be shitting me.
Saw 4 was terrible, you were right about one thing, it left potential for saw 5, thats ALL the movie did, the rest was a horrible trainwreck which left me disapointed at the end, Great fucking cliffhanger ending of saw 3 was ruined by the decision to completely derail the plot and bring the black guy into it, It would have been made so much better if the movie was devoted to the fat guy at the end of saw 3 finding his kid and then somehow becoming the next jigsaw, instead of some random lawyer bitch and then having a 20 second scene of the fat guy looking confused then being locked in a room.
American Gangster was a good movie but I don’t think it qualifies for movie of the century yet when we havent even reached our first decade of a century.
Hostel 2 sucked ass but no one expected it to be good anyways.
Balls of Fury made me furious watching it, I thought Christopher Walken had better sense than to star in such a meh film.
I thought Requiem for a dream was a good movie but I do agree with you it was a bit slow in parts, the fucking, "I’M going to be on TV!" parts got rather annoying if I might say so. The cinematography was great though.
I thought Spiderman 3 was crap, longwinded and anticlimatic, oh yeah saw 4 was also anticlimatic and did the whole fucking self promotion trailer shit for the next film at the end again, The producers have built a self sustainable industry off gore and half assed story telling.
Grunters guide to making an average box office hit:
Story Ingredients:
1x Serial killer or Deranged Business man
1 or more pussy to do what you say
a motive, money, brain tumor or moonshine, whatever floats your boat.
a victim(s), usually someone young and attractive so the audience sympathizes with them.
excessively gorey ways to kill said victims.
Leave with a jew and a laptop for 2 hours then present to a film company and blam, you got yourself a profit returning film!
Epic movie blew meaty ass chunks and so will meet the spartans aswell, Pearl harbour also sucked with the only redeeming feature being the bombing, they should have just had 90 minutes of bombing and I bet you my fist in your face that it would have won EVERY academy award. I thought Resident evil 3 sucked, they should have kept it as realistic as possible, fucking holographic suits my ass. Willie Wonka and the charlie factory (the new one, whatever the fuck its called) sucked aswell, what the fuck were those stupid oompa loompas? Midgets with pony tails? I wanted to fucking see orange skinned green haired midgets, oh and not to mention the size of the oompa loompas changed dramatically throughout the film because of course they were computer engineered instead of being real. Starsky and Hutch sucked and Beowulf was pretty average, not sucked ass but average. I can’t think of any others right now but believe me if I do I’ll post them.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 1:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Saw 4 was terrible, you were right about one thing, it left potential for saw 5, thats ALL the movie did, the rest was a horrible trainwreck which left me disapointed at the end, Great fucking cliffhanger ending of saw 3 was ruined by the decision to completely derail the plot and bring the black guy into it, It would have been made so much better if the movie was devoted to the fat guy at the end of saw 3 finding his kid and then somehow becoming the next jigsaw, instead of some random lawyer bitch and then having a 20 second scene of the fat guy looking confused then being locked in a room.
I disagree, having the same guy looking for his daughter would have been monotonous, to say the least.
Personally I liked the storyline. But then again, I’ve liked all the saw’s.
Quote: American Gangster was a good movie but I don’t think it qualifies for movie of the century yet when we havent even reached our first decade of a century.
Lol, I know, it’s probably not true, but I loved every second of that movie.
But then again, it comes down to personally preference. I’ve always had a love for Gangster movies, and Exorcism movies.
Quote: Hostel 2 sucked ass but no one expected it to be good anyways.
Didn’t even bother with that piece of shit. The first one was a joke of an excuse for a movie.
Quote: I thought Spiderman 3 was crap, longwinded and anticlimatic, oh yeah saw 4 was also anticlimatic and did the whole fucking self promotion trailer shit for the next film at the end again, The producers have built a self sustainable industry off gore and half assed story telling.
Again, didn’t even bother.
I wish I could have a shot at making my own horror.
People will be so shocked it might even be made illegal. LOL.
I mean if Hills have Eyes can get a "So shocking it was almost not released" plastered all over the cover I doubt it would be that hard.
It would contain all sick acts that people have carried out before, and it will be extremely graphic as well.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 3:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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American gangster and atonement happened to be my fav movies of this century so far.
30 days of night wasn’t great like it was hyped up to be neither was hairspray.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 5:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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Saw is horror porn (gore for the sake of it shit story line)
23 was just shit .
I am legend gay ending
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Couldn’t find 28 days later or 28 weeks later but they are like good version of I am legend
But i found sin city which is teh awesomenesses
I am legend gay ending
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 5:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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Superbad is lol.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 5:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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No heres where a lot of people have it wrong, Gore does not equal horror. I’m not really sure how continuing on the story from the last "sequel" would be monotonous in a movie that is monotonous already, oh wow traps and flashbacks with emotional breakdowns, lets not forget the gore aswell! What the hell happened to Michael Myers and Leatherface? Oh wait they got remade into let down films! Face it, horror is dead and further mangling the corpse won’t revive it, only make it look more disgusting. If I made a horror movie it would be suspenseful, have a fucking decent storyline and actually be realistic and not just a gore fest. I actually thought the first movie was comparatively better than the saw series, had a good story behind it but not so much plot and execution, If I was incharge of hostel 2 it would have been set in thailand/ some asian country not have some fucking dyke lure some tourists to a shitty hostel, It’d be more believable. Because isn’t the horror genre about going home, realising holy fuck that could happen to me and getting shivers down your spine? Being shocked and disgusted is not horror, it’s in my own opinion, embarrassing that people actually recognise such movies as horror.
I thought the zodiac was boring, I liked 23 and I don’t see anything wrong with the ending in I am legend , what else did you expect? everyone to start living again and hold a big parade for him?
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 7:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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I have a feeling that Meet the Spartans will be a really bad movie.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2008 7:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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Aren’t all joke movies like that one horrible? It’s pretty much date movie but with a different plot
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