Cleggs girlfriend
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:51 a.m. - Subject: Cleggs girlfriend |
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He told me he makes love to "her" every night.
The doggystyle is very rough and sweaty.. like that one scene in The Hills Have Eyes 2.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Sorry, but eeeeewwwwwwheewwwhhewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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You are not his girlfriend. Clegg wouldnt waste his loads on you.
but i would.... You’re a naughty little girl... waitin fer da chix
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: but i would.... You’re a naughty little girl... waitin fer da chix
I loled.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Who cried when the guy from brokeback mountain died?
I didn’t.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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What is your source of information?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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stop trying to derail my thread. it hurts me emo feelings.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Clegg stopped wasting his load on me after he found out I can’t produce eggs anymore.
The seed of Clegg must go on. We must find another lady that is up for the challenge of bearing 100 of his children.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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We have the technology...
To reconstruct the female anatomy. Gender is not a concern!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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I second that nomination.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Her gender is a variable.
I got it.. but i aint laughin.
She is too smart to trick into just telling us.
We have to devise another plan in order to learn the truth.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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[quote]Who cried when the guy from brokeback mountain died?{/quote]
I did
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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That picture almost made me throw up.
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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scrub scrub here, scrub scrub there...weither you’re tan or broonze....that’s how we wash the filth away in the merry old land of Oz
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 1:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lets go to prison kicked ass
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 2:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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i didnt know clegg liked teh emoz
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'therapist'
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 2:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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my new favorite movie be
Idiocracy
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 4:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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came buckets
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 4:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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I nominate Alli to be Clegg’s child bearer.
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| Posted: Jan 26, 2008 4:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Alli introduced me to the lovely world of "Old Greg".
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