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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:25 p.m. - Subject: help me and i help you |
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sry for my speeling my keyboard is messe up.
ok so first off if you aswer my question and it actualy helps i will rate your profile 5*
ok so i just started smoking weed i don’t smoke that much. ok so 2day i smoke part of a joint, i had to stop because my parents were coming downstairs. i almost finished it but still had some left, yes i saved it lol. im a bigger guy i weigh 215 pounds and don’t exersize that much. i am doing spring track and feild and my drug test/physical is due on feb 10th. before today the last time i smoked was about a week ago and it was about 1g. what can i do to pass my test? im not going to use someone elses piss and i can’t buy anything off the internet. i still live with my parents...HELP
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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drink ALOT of water.
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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haha your in school and they make you do drug tests lol umm idk drink allot of water maybe do the water detox thing here you clear your body of toxins and shit
but i’m pretty sure you’re fucked because thc take about 1-2 months to get out of your system
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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dont drink to much water... it can make your brain swell and kill you.
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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but drinking water might remove enough of the thc intime for the urine test 33% water 66% gatorade
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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wow i fucked up that post^ water might not remove enough so drink gatorade aswell
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Drink 7 glasses of water a day. Then at your drug test mix the piss with 1/4 water. 90% chance you will pass. Just don’t smoke any more.
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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also when y6ur about to piss in the cup thing- piss for like a second in the toilet first because the main toxins are in the first stream of piss
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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k thnx guys...if u have any more sudgestions plz post. my parents and school are so uptight about this shit. if the school catches you, you can’t play any sports at all for the rest of your time at the school! and my parents if they find out im just DEAD!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Firstly, don’t smoke weed in your fucking house. Secondly, go die.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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help me and i help you
How are you helping us?
(no, I didn’t use tags)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 3:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dont smoke weed until after the test is finished,
Now, Go to the shops or chemist and buy MYLANTA
Its a pill that you put in water that makes it bubble and makes a drink thats healthy for you,
Eat all 10 of the mylanta pills, and you will throw up...
and it cleans your body inside?? :S
And you will come out on the test NEUTRAL
Im not sure if that works, but its rumoured too..
i heard that it does work of someone.
I have mylanta pills if you need pictures.. and decide to do it..
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 4:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fill a baloon woth clean urine and use that during the test.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 4:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fill a baloon with clean urine and use that during the test.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2008 4:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: help me and i help you
How are you helping us?
(no, I didn’t use tags)
if you help me by answering the question i help you by rating your pro 5*
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 29, 2008 9:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Fill a baloon with clean urine and use that during the test.
...i said im not foing that
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 29, 2008 9:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 29, 2008 10:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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listen to me.
you dont need to drink alot of anything or smuggle in clean urine. just chill. dont smoke again and i garuntte youll pass. thc is completely out of your body in 7 days UNLESS your a regular smoker. which obviously you arent because you just said youve only smoked twice in the past couple weeks or whatever. either way your fine.
geez people, do your research. lol
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 29, 2008 10:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: thc is completely out of your body in 7 days
More like a month.
Drink lots of water and cranberry juice I’ve heard helps.
Morning of test drink 2 liters of water, 1 liter of cranberry juice. Then take a Vitamin C tablet.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 29, 2008 11:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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Diuretics is what you need, where to get them I don’t know.
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