Drug Test
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:21 a.m. - Subject: Drug Test |
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Alright so last Friday, I smoked marijuana. Although, I was not high. I took three hits. This was not enough to get high. If I were to be drug tested, would the marijuana be detected? And if it is, any recommendations to help pass it, I won’t be having my test for a few days, I’m not exactly sure when though.
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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you have to cut your dick off so that you cant do the piss test. then you’ll pass.
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Umm... enything that you inhale will go into your blood stream realy fast... and if you get a blood test you will get caught. Try saying that you so freacking scared of needles and that you refuse to take it, BUT you will do a uran test and if it has only been 3 hits i bet they wont detected enything in your pee
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’m glad they don’t bother doing drug tests where I live...
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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It doesnt matter, one hit or three hits its still gonna show. I think its niacin or something. Drink water, cranberry juice, propel, or redbull. They have niacin pills you can take too.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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Drink lots of water
and do a urine test
When you take the sample, catch the piss in mid stream
as this is the most diluted
I highly doubt 2-3 hits would come up
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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right i might be wrong but water and that does nothing to clean your system of weed.cannabis is absorbed in fat
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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OMG an Egg on Rotteneggs
Nah try that egg,to pass zee test.
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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I know a dude that did weed the very day before he took a piss test.
They say he passed it, how I don’t know
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Drinking crap-tons of water probably won’t do anything. It may flush out your digestive track, but it will still be in your system, just FYI. I think it’s so funny, watching potheads drinks boatloads of water and peeing lakes just to try and erase evidence for drug tests. It’s still in your system...
Can someone clarify that?
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 10:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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This exact same thread is made twice a week fuck off with it already
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 11:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: right i might be wrong but water and that does nothing to clean your system of weed.cannabis is absorbed in fat
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Quote: 1. If possible, discover the approximate time you\\\\値l be tested. Two hours prior to this time, begin to drink large amounts of liquids. This can be any liquid. Water is usually suggested because if you\\\\池e going to drink a large amount of anything, it might as well be water, right?
2. Drink at the bare minimum of 60oz of water, preferably more.
3. Every so many ounces, say, 12oz or so, drink 6-8oz of something dark in nature. Like tea, coffee, cola, etc. This will help to color your urine for the testing time. Or, you can take 500mg-1000mg of Vitamin B-12 Complex to color. 1000mg of Vitamin C can also be useful.
3. Urinate at least three times before the test.
4. Remember, you池e not trying to "clean your system out", because this is impossible.
5. The goal here is to mask your THC metabolite count in your urine, by diluting it to a point that it does not score a positive on the test.
6. The point of urinating three times before the test it to clear any extra THC metabolites hanging around in your urinary tract, as well as your bladder and kidneys.
7. During the actual test, catch the mid-stream of your urine into the cup. This is the least concentrated area of your urine stream.
i win
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 11:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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No, your avatar wins.
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 11:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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This is what we are here for
[url]http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/213907.html[/url
check that out, ive had to take ua’s for 5 years up until a few months ago and i have never failed a ua
who’s going to give you one?
like your parents or probation or waa?
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 11:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/213907.html
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 11:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Oh I see, Tuffy.
Does it actually work?
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 12:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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What Tuffy said would work, depending on which kind of drug test you take.
That is why in my reply I asked whom is giving him his drug test.
Because if it is an instant one bought at your local drugstore, that will work, most of the time, but if you are getting it sent in, to be tested you need to look at my link.
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 12:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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drink lots of water,cranberry juice or monster. When taking your piss test don’t catch the very first of your piss or the last bit (they contain the most THC). catch the mid piss. you should be fine then.
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 12:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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You can buy/theft concentrated cranberry pills at wal-mart for like 25$ that do wonders, just take 2-5 a day and if that is all you’ve smoked in the past 30 days you will be fine, but it is good to take all precautions.
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| Posted: Feb 05, 2008 12:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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You can also buy some system cleaners from a head shop.
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