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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2008 10:26 p.m. - Subject: AARghaeeraghfuckabuantrrrr.... |
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Okay, I normally try to keep my internet behavior fairly decent. If I get pissed at someone, I’ll try to make a clever remark rather than just flame him outright, and I try to use profanity only in good taste (if that makes sense).
I’ve been seeing something around here, however, that makes me want to fucking step on a puppy until the fucking ooze and goo comes squishing out of its tiny fucking eye sockets. Fuck.
Now, I just got here, and maybe I’m out of line calling out people that have been here longer than I, but when somebody wastes an entire fucking egg just to post some stupid pictures and a gay story ripping on some fuckhead he doesn’t like, it makes me want to somehow reach into my computer and tear said bullshit-poster’s arms out of his sockets. I’m sure the rest of you have noticed this behavior. When I spend time and energy writing a well-made egg and some dipshit thinks it’s funny to post a pointless flame-egg in the same space, I feel like my creativity is being crowded by stupid, and that’s not cool. I know you think your shit is funny, but nine times out of ten I can literally hear the comedy gods weeping and gnashing their teeth as I read this shit.
Now some of you are going to say, "Well, why don’t you just not read them if you don’t like them?" Fuck that! I have to click the links to 0* that shit, and if I’m gonna click the link, I might as well read the shit. I never 0* an egg without reading it.
I personally don’t flame people, but if you’re gonna do it, do it in a comment or a forum post. There’s no reason to waste space in the egg section with your fucking petty bullshit.
Flame me if you want for being some high-minded newcomer who wants to make the site better, but FUCK, people! There has GOT to be a better use for your egg points than to blow them posting stupid bullshit!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2008 10:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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I R too cool to read that all.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2008 10:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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His penis is small because the surgeon hates jews.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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You got a point, but damn its just the internet. Posting shit about people who you don’t like is one of the reasons the internet was invented.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2008 11:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m not saying people shouldn’t flame other people. I’m all for it. I’m just saying it’s best kept in the forums and out of eggs. Why the hell would you want to blow egg points on some stupid shit like that when you can do it in the forums for free?
See, since this thread started, I’ve been called black, Mexican, Jewish, Canadian, and been diagnosed with AIDS. I’m pretty much ok with all that. I could give a fuck. It’s not my problem that these poor fuckers are too cross-eyed to read more than four lines at a time without getting a nosebleed. If this shit had showed up in an egg, however, I would have immediately 0ed the poster’s profiles and eggs, even if the egg weren’t about me.
And teh1337...I’m talking to you, son. You need to read this shit, ’cause it’s got your name all over it. You were one of the first people I noticed pulling this crap, so I blame you for its uprising.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2008 11:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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I guess 50 egg points just seems like a lot to a poor, retarded n00b like myself who only gets 13 egg points a day. If posting pointless bullshit in eggs is a side-effect of having too many egg points laying around, I’m more than happy to hang out at level 2 and spend my time scrounging for enough points to post a decent egg.
And you really seem to have a problem with whole paragraphs of text. I know how it is. When I was first learning to read, I too was daunted by long words and bodies of information containing more than one sentence. It must be tough being a bibliophobe. Or, are you perhaps a logophobe? A hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobe, maybe? No, I bet you’re a graphophobe, considering how upset you get about the whole writing business.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2008 11:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Welcome to RE.
It’s going to take a while to get used to the flaming and the low ratings but over time people here will start to get used to you. Some of my first eggs were total shit but look where I eventually got to?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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jew
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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My eggs are testicular cancer mixed with a few half decent ideas.
This thread is now about what your eggs are.
GOGOGO
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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oh yeah, stfu and get in the oven
and your mom has downs syndrome
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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FFEAAAAAAAAR OF THE DAAAAAARRKK
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote One of Magic’s eggs: ’A few words on effective and ethical fighting’
Fag
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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I find it amusing that you’re bitching about me posting useless crap when the whole point of this thread is to speak out against people posting useless crap, specifically useless crap in the form of eggs.
I’m sure you’d like to think your misguided attempts at humor/provoking me into a flame-war are frustrating me, but I actually find them quite amusing.
By the way, good luck on that Darwin Award. I hear the competition for those things is pretty tough, but I think you might actually have a shot this year, if you practice hard enough.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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Magic, you just contradicted yourself so badly then, hes saying your eggs are HOMO NIGGER when you’re bitching about HOMO NIGGER eggs.
I still remain neutral.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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MagicNinja= Sinjin
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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I have no need to defend my eggs. They speak for themselves.
And I don’t see how I’ve contradicted myself. I’ve contradicted other people, and they’ve contradicted me, but I have yet to contradict myself.
What I’m talking about SPECIFICALLY in this thread are eggs that are devoted to nothing other than bitching about a single member. Eggs like "A day in the life of [insert member name]" or "[Member], who the hell do you think you are?" are not egg-worthy. I have no problem with shit like that in the forums and comments, but making whole eggs for it just seems like a waste of time and space.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Now one here wants to put up with your whining you pathetic waste of matter. please just GTFO
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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weight*
NOT ONE WORD POST
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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This is why we never have any new members.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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I know you admire my command of the language, Bonesplitter, but seriously...I’m not going to do your homework for you.
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