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So I’m getting a blowjob at school on monday.
   
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The_Saint


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 3:00 a.m. - Subject: So I’m getting a blowjob at school on monday.

Just spoke to my gf, tasha and its agreed we gonna take a chance and at lunch we gonna sneak to the bathrooms is the 3rd hall, hardly ever used, and I’m getting a blow job. weeeewt! i’ll try take a vid wit my phone.


FireFanatic


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 3:02 a.m. - Subject:

I got my second blowjob ever last night, it was good.


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 3:03 a.m. - Subject:

Why would you take a video? If you and her are under legal age you could get done for child porn


FireFanatic


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 3:04 a.m. - Subject:

I’m in agreement with RWS, i don’t think RE would like to see you getting your dick sucked.


The_Saint


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 3:07 a.m. - Subject:

its ma first bj. do you like cum fast? i dont wanna cum in like 5secs or anything...


Negro0nFire


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 3:38 a.m. - Subject:

Pics or it didn’t happen.
Pics or vid. DO EET


CaptainPiles


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 3:59 a.m. - Subject:

Nah man I have had plenty of these bad boys. Chances are, you won’t blow in her mouth. I could get my dick sucked for hours and I wont blow my load. There great man, enjoy.


MilkyJoe


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 4:07 a.m. - Subject:

wow gratz man, Im so happy for you.. fucking idiot


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 5:20 a.m. - Subject:

You dumb fuck...


Toasty


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 5:58 a.m. - Subject:

lol, First Blow Job.

I’ll tell you what I tell the women I’m with. My dick is meant to be put in something other than your mouth. So close your lips and open your legs.


thegr8est1


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 6:18 a.m. - Subject:

dont video or take pics unless you’re comfortable with the whole world seeing your p3nor, they have a habit of being leaked.


747


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 6:29 a.m. - Subject:

first bj wow....


Carpe_Diem


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 6:36 a.m. - Subject:

If you take the video can I send it to my Gampa? He’s been really horny since I went off to college...


DaddySpook


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 7:02 a.m. - Subject:

Thanks for telling us and Good luck with that.


Yipper


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 7:24 a.m. - Subject:

You better lock the doors


jaylbreak


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 7:26 a.m. - Subject:

She sounds like a romantic girl, in the bathroom no less, will you bring flowers and candy too? See if the custodian will decorate a bit to make it a bit more to her liking. Maybe a king size bed with rose petals spread around and oh yeah, a candle lit bath with champagne just before. NM, just bang her in the gums and get on to class.


No Name


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 7:50 a.m. - Subject:

These two kids in my school (a grade above me) got expelled last year for fucking in the bathroom.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:19 a.m. - Subject:

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So close your lips and open your legs.

correction, you tell them to open their other set of lips lol

lol my first BJ was funny cause she didn’t know what she was doing and nearly choked cause she wasn’t ready


The__Overlord


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:51 a.m. - Subject:

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She sounds like a romantic girl, in the bathroom no less, will you bring flowers and candy too? See if the custodian will decorate a bit to make it a bit more to her liking. Maybe a king size bed with rose petals spread around and oh yeah, a candle lit bath with champagne just before. NM, just bang her in the gums and get on to class.

Bahahahaha! That made me laugh. Yeah, dude, that will be the memory you get to keep the rest of your life... you and some chick in a bathroom stall at school. If you’re going to do that, do it right. Go to the skankiest gas station restroom you can find in town. Make sure it’s filthy and requires a key on a stick to get into it. If you’re lucky, it will reek like a sewer and a bum will repeatedly bang on the door because he really needs a sink bath and you’re in his way.


Pentium


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:55 a.m. - Subject:

Lucky bastard....
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