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da_comeback_kid123


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:42 a.m. - Subject: puberty

plz dont make fun
lately i have had acne on my nose not my face and a i also have pubes now but i shave how do i get past this



Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:50 a.m. - Subject:

Build a time machine and go back to when you are 3. Then every year begin puberty, just get back in the time machine until you are 3.



Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:51 a.m. - Subject:

*Every year you begin puberty


HolyCrusade


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:52 a.m. - Subject:

Don’t you have to be 13 years or older to join this site?


trouble-6990


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:52 a.m. - Subject:

LMFAO!!!... here ya go


DannoTheManno


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:53 a.m. - Subject:

...
Get some face scrub.
Don’t worry about the pubes.
God if this is a troll I’m going to lulz.


AE


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:58 a.m. - Subject:

If you have pubic hair, it means you have prostate cancer. Go talk to your dad about it.


ThatBear


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:58 a.m. - Subject:

What are you, 10? You just got teh pubes. What a nub


Po


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 9:58 a.m. - Subject:


Jackyl


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:10 a.m. - Subject:

Po is that a dirty jew oven?


myincrediblycreativename


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:45 a.m. - Subject:

Quote:
Po is that a dirty jew oven?


Actually made me lol. 5* to Jackyl.

But da comeback kid is a hardcore mutha. It says so in his "About Me" section!

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ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:52 a.m. - Subject:

must...not....trollll...

oh man..it’s hard.

anyway. there’s this stuff..it’s called acne cream. use it.
let your pubes grow. unless they get to long, that’s just creepy.


jaylbreak


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:01 a.m. - Subject:

Actually, an old refrigerator makes a great time machine. The only thing is is that it must be in a secluded spot because if anyone catches you they will prevent you from going back in time. Just get in and close the door and wait, it will be very dark and you might be scared because you think you will run out of air, you won’t. As soon as you start gasping for breath is when the time machine will be starting to work and it will be only a few minutes before you are back where (or should I say when) you belong.

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Cthulhu


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:18 a.m. - Subject:

Alright for the acne you get a knife, pubes: lighterfluid.


PSYCHEDELICmess


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:19 a.m. - Subject:

Are you like 10 or something?
Anways. Uhh. Just let it grow?
and get some acne cream. or try washing your face more.


D0minater


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:24 a.m. - Subject:

With the acne, even when the white puss is sitting on top, waiting to be popped, DO NOT POP THEM. Yes, it looks nasty, but leave them trust me. Soon the white crap will die down and wont come back. No matter how grimy you look, leave them alone!

And for the pubes, you better get that check out man...



Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:35 a.m. - Subject:

This kid is under 13. Delete him plz.


aLL_MuST_DiE


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:07 p.m. - Subject:

If you pop the pimples it will leave scars on your face.


thegr8est1


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AIM YIM

Posted: Feb 09, 2008 12:45 p.m. - Subject:

remove your testicles with a hammer to prevent the release of testosterone into your body


MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: Feb 09, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject:

PUBES MEAN YOU’VE BEEN MASTURBATING!

you wouldn’t DARE touch yourself down there would you!?

GOD IS ASHAMED!

you’re killiung kittens everytime you stroke your meat.
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