Home

Egg Directory / Search

New Eggs / Best of New

New Blogs / Pics / Activity
New Files / Movies
Community Forum

Group Directory

Stickers

 


 
General Discussion
Talk about anything under the sun, unless it’s against the rules.
You must have a member level of 3 or greater to post new topics here and a level of 3 to post replies.
Bullshit
   
Post New Topic Post Reply Add To Watchlist
Author
Message


SomeNigger


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5928
Posts: 582

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 5:49 p.m. - Subject: Bullshit

is it just me or does everyone get allot of bullshit

like tomorrow i have to go to Saturday school because i wouldn’t help the lazy ass janitor clean the school

they don’t even do THEIR fucking job they just make random people do it for them cause they’re lazy fucks

so heres the story

i was at lunch and my friend holds up an empty pizza box and tells me to hit it. so i do and it flies out of his hand and lands on the floor out of my sight. i tell my friend to go pick it up and he starts walking over in the general direction. so i come back to the same spot like ten minutes later and the cock sucking spic comes up to me and asks me if it was my box i tell him that it wasn’t but that i would pick it up. so i go pick it up then he says i have ti "help him clean" which most obviously means do his job and let him get payed. so i told him that im not cleaning and hes like well you can either clean or you get a 45 minute detention after school. i tell him that i will take the detention cause im not going to do his job. then he says i get sat. school and im like wtf i thought you said detention. and he informs me that im a "smart allek" and it not his job to clean up after a bunch of stupid teenagers.

*this is where i get really pissed*
i mean seriously a janitor calling me stupid i would like this 3rd grade flunk out to talk to my fucking teachers.

so then he asks me for my i.d. and i tell him that hes not getting it cause i cant get in to the school without it and he says he doesn’t care

so he calls the assistant principle and you know how these douche bags think they own the school and he makes me give him my i.d.



any ideas on how i can fuck these bitches with the long hard cock of revenge?

oh and dont bitch about punctuation and spelling or ill just block you


GrandMastaThief


Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 61
Egg Points: 451635
Posts: 11963
AIM YIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 5:57 p.m. - Subject:

tell them he touched you inappropriately


Chip_Hit_it


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 1095
Posts: 931

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:01 p.m. - Subject:

CALL LA MIGRA


Kapraxis


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 17775
Posts: 718

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:06 p.m. - Subject:

Pbth, you think thats bad? Try working for a guy who thinks it’s fun to make your life hell. Only, unlike school, if you don’t smile (metaphorically) as he reprimands you he can fire you.

You want to get back at the school? Make tons of money and lobby for budget cuts, and laugh when the fire the janitors first.


GrandMastaThief


Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 61
Egg Points: 451635
Posts: 11963
AIM YIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:09 p.m. - Subject:

cry rape and all will be well


SomeNigger


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5928
Posts: 582

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:16 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
Pbth, you think thats bad? Try working for a guy who thinks it’s fun to make your life hell. Only, unlike school, if you don’t smile (metaphorically) as he reprimands you he can fire you.


then quit your fucking job they key to life is happiness the only reason why i slave with all these idiots is so i can get a job that wont suck


SomeNigger


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5928
Posts: 582

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:20 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
USE PUNCTIATION FAGGET.


SPELL CORRECTLY FAGOT*


Lisk


Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 438111
Posts: 1545
AIM YIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:30 p.m. - Subject:

I lol.

someNigger your a fucking push over and a girl.

If they tell you to clean tell them to fuck off.
dont go to saturday school you fucking puff.

Grow a pair of fucking balls.


The_Gimp


'The Overlord'

Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 461459
Posts: 5789

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:32 p.m. - Subject:

^^ Irony much? XD


The_Gimp


'The Overlord'

Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 461459
Posts: 5789

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:33 p.m. - Subject:

Doggone you Lisk! My last post was for the "Fagot" spelling correction. I found it ironic and funny. No offense intended.



BLOCKED, EXPIRES Jul 23, 2008

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:38 p.m. - Subject:

I decided not to read your story and just say something ttly clever.
"Shit happens but mostly to me so don’t worry LULZ!"

ntrly.


SomeNigger


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5928
Posts: 582

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 6:45 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
I lol.

someNigger your a fucking push over and a girl.

If they tell you to clean tell them to fuck off.
dont go to saturday school you fucking puff.

Grow a pair of fucking balls.


blocked

but anyways im not going i just said i had it so go suck a jimmy


SomeNigger


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5928
Posts: 582

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 7:11 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
CALL LA MIGRA


yea right the government is just a bunch of lazy fucks and assholes


GrandMastaThief


Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 61
Egg Points: 451635
Posts: 11963
AIM YIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 9:22 p.m. - Subject:

there is only one word that can discribe this outrage

Cachinnation



Posted: Feb 23, 2008 12:59 a.m. - Subject:

Your spelling and punctuation suck, not to mention your terrible capitalization, and incomplete sentences.


-Atheist-


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 7928
Posts: 299

Posted: Feb 23, 2008 8:08 a.m. - Subject:

His grammar sucked but at least his story was good,wait nvm...... ignore the last part.
   
Home | Contact Us | Sign Up | Advertise Here
Visit our companion site, Prankpedia.com
Please read the LEGAL DISCLAIMER & CONTENT GUIDELINES
© 2008 rotteneggs.com - A Social Network for Pranksters.
6.066337 (Server 2)