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zephir


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Posted: Feb 25, 2008 11:13 p.m. - Subject: killing someone to steal their gun

has that occurred to anyone before- going into a bank, kill the guard, take his gun and leave before anyone knows whats happened. it seems so very easy. you will have a gun thats not registered to you, go out and commit a crime with it and the police have no leads.


trouble-6990


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Posted: Feb 25, 2008 11:14 p.m. - Subject:

Wow, ya go in to a bank kill the gard and walk out wih NO body seeing... fucking retard.


-Atheist-


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Posted: Feb 25, 2008 11:17 p.m. - Subject:

Its so idiotic it might just work!! why don’t you go test it out zephir.


DaddySpook


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Posted: Feb 25, 2008 11:22 p.m. - Subject:

Try it and post an eg when your done(with pics)


TecnoDestructo


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Posted: Feb 25, 2008 11:41 p.m. - Subject:

you might want to think about
going to sleep for awhile man

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lachlan


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Posted: Feb 26, 2008 1:38 a.m. - Subject:

someones been playing to much gta.


MagicNinja


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Posted: Feb 26, 2008 2:09 a.m. - Subject:

Anyone dumb enough to do this is probably also dumb enough to not wear a mask or gloves, leaving behind prints and his face on a security camera.

Besides, do you have any idea what it takes to kill someone? Unless you’ve had a LOT of training, you’ll most likely need a weapon of some kind, and even then, people don’t just drop like they do in the movies.

I guess this is a better idea than taking your own gun in, but only sightly. Most banks have auto-alarms that are activated from behind the counter, so within five minutes you’ll have ever cop in your county crawling up your ass.

Don’t rob banks, folks. If you’re going to rob a bank, don’t post about it on the freakin’ internet, especially on a site that is almost definitely flagged by the government.


Phil


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Posted: Feb 26, 2008 3:13 a.m. - Subject:

Been done, 2 guys in melbourne? *TACKLED* a security guard and took his gun, but didnt murder.

They pulled off alot of bank and shop robberies, the last one they were doing had a perfect plan but one robber was shot, and both went to jail.


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R-I-C-A-R-D-O


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Posted: Feb 26, 2008 6:13 a.m. - Subject:

Shitty troll is shitty, gb2/BItotse


drunken_donkey


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Posted: Feb 26, 2008 6:33 a.m. - Subject:

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Besides, do you have any idea what it takes to kill someone? Unless you’ve had a LOT of training, you’ll most likely need a weapon of some kind, and even then, people don’t just drop like they do in the movies.


No.

Its actually quite easy.


Kapraxis


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Posted: Feb 26, 2008 7:04 a.m. - Subject:

Ah, I thought this was going to be a cool proverb, similar to Cutting off your nose to spite your face.

I don’t think you would have to kill the security guard, per say, rather just take the weapon. Subtly, if possible. If you kill him and then get caught it’s murder, If you take the weapon and just threaten people in order to get the money then juries will go easier on you


MagicNinja


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Posted: Feb 27, 2008 12:58 a.m. - Subject:

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No.

Its actually quite easy.


Killing someone with your bare hands is not easy. Even if you know how to do it, you have to hit fast and hard, before your opponent has a chance to react to what you’re doing. Most people get "gun shy," if you will, and don’t use enough force. It takes a pretty ruthless motherfucker to simply smash someone’s windpipe full-force with no apprehension, especially since the simplest time to do that is before any other blows have been thrown. With all the "fair fight" bullshit floating around this society, even common thugs would rather "fight to the death" than just snap a fucker’s neck and be done with it.

So sure, killing someone with your hands may be simple, but it’s far from easy. If you really wanted to do it, you’d have to get over the fact that you’re about to extinguish the life of another human being. Most people just aren’t that savage. Personally, I wouldn’t find it easy to kill anyone. I might find it necessary, and I’d do it if I had to, but only someone who is quite ill finds wholesale slaughter an easy task.


OPIV


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Posted: Feb 27, 2008 1:00 a.m. - Subject:

Kill him with some super cool pranks you learned on that rotteneggs website


RestriCKted


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Posted: Feb 27, 2008 5:11 a.m. - Subject:

Or just walk up to him and offer him 10k for the gun... or even bettre buy it off the black market...


drunken_donkey


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Posted: Feb 27, 2008 7:12 a.m. - Subject:

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Killing someone with your bare hands is not easy. Even if you know how to do it, you have to hit fast and hard, before your opponent has a chance to react to what you’re doing. Most people get "gun shy," if you will, and don’t use enough force. It takes a pretty ruthless motherfucker to simply smash someone’s windpipe full-force with no apprehension, especially since the simplest time to do that is before any other blows have been thrown. With all the "fair fight" bullshit floating around this society, even common thugs would rather "fight to the death" than just snap a fucker’s neck and be done with it.

So sure, killing someone with your hands may be simple, but it’s far from easy. If you really wanted to do it, you’d have to get over the fact that you’re about to extinguish the life of another human being. Most people just aren’t that savage. Personally, I wouldn’t find it easy to kill anyone. I might find it necessary, and I’d do it if I had to, but only someone who is quite ill finds wholesale slaughter an easy task.


You’re assuming your facing each other with the intention of fighting.

there is a saying in prisons: "you never see the knife that kills you". if someone makes it obvious he wants to kill you, then he’s just trying to intimidate.

krazyduck wrote an egg on vital targets for a knife, most of those are vunerable even naked handed.


MagicNinja


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Posted: Feb 28, 2008 10:50 p.m. - Subject:

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You’re assuming your facing each other with the intention of fighting.

there is a saying in prisons: "you never see the knife that kills you". if someone makes it obvious he wants to kill you, then he’s just trying to intimidate.

krazyduck wrote an egg on vital targets for a knife, most of those are vunerable even naked handed.


Not necessarily. Like I said before, it’s a simple matter to simply pass by somebody and chop him in the larynx before he ever sees it coming. This would crush his windpipe, and he would die within minutes from lack of oxygen and blood loss. It’s even simpler to walk up and slash someone’s throat. The sticking point to killing someone isn’t knowing how, it’s working up the nerve, and working up the nerve is aided by training. If you go through the motions of slashing a throat a few thousand times, it’s a lot easier to get comfortable with the idea of actually doing it to kill somebody.

Even armed with a knife, an untrained person is not an effective killing machine. People don’t use enough pressure, cut the wrong spot, or simply chicken out. This is why if you’re going to kill someone, it’s essential to know exactly what you’re doing so you can drop the person without giving him any possible way to stop you or fight back.

I still say an ordinary schmo would be a fool to try to kill a guard and take his gun without any kind of training under his belt. You’d be surprised how difficult a seemingly simple task can be if you’ve never actually done it before. Knowing how to do something and actually doing it are two very different things.


Chip_Hit_it


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Posted: Feb 28, 2008 11:18 p.m. - Subject:

umm.. buy one for 80 bucks illegally? then you.. um.. dont get murder charges?
silly goose. if you couldnt think of that then you wouldnt be able to come up with an adequate plan for anything illegally that youd do once you had the gun. follow me? go buy yourself an airsoft gun and play cops and robbers with your baby brother


MagicNinja


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Posted: Feb 28, 2008 11:23 p.m. - Subject:

I never said this is the plan I would use to rob a bank. Personally, I would never rob a bank because the likelihood of getting away with it is very slim. I was simply discussing the merits and pitfalls (mostly pitfalls) of the plan set out by the topic’s author.


Chip_Hit_it


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Posted: Feb 28, 2008 11:26 p.m. - Subject:

^was that to me? cuz mine was to the author. not you.


Rasputin


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Posted: Feb 28, 2008 11:46 p.m. - Subject:

Here’s what would happen:
You try and quickly slide your small hands into the guard’s gun strap.
He notices, grabs your skinny little arm, throws you down to the ground, and kicks your ass.
You lie on the ground wincing in pain and whining and regretting your stupid action.
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