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royal


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 4:54 p.m. - Subject: About to rage

on these damn stinkbug beetles flying around my room. Any of yous get these little fuckers round home?

And the worst thing is you cant squash em because they let out all the smelly stink juices.

Im going to flick them all into a beer bottle and set up a molotov cocktail with them inside.

Anyways another uninteredting update on me:

My hypochondriac self has taken over again. I found this hard bean sized lump right below my chin bone, where the chin meets the neck. Bitch ass motherfucker, my mind keeps tellin me its cancer, despite my age group being in the extremely rare range of cancer for head and neck.

i am a fucking idiot, i must say. I guess its a lymph node or cyst. Being a hypochondriac blows massive monkey wang.


Po


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 4:58 p.m. - Subject:

I tried this and it worked! 5*


Dodge


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 5:06 p.m. - Subject:

Chillax.


ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 5:08 p.m. - Subject:

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I found this hard bean sized lump right below my chin bone

you probably swallowed one of those beetles in your sleep, now it’s stuck there.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 5:09 p.m. - Subject:

so how did you "rage"


T-D-D


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 5:21 p.m. - Subject:

i FUCKING HATE STINK BUGS THEY HAVE NO PREDATORS SO THEY WILL ONLY EXPAND /rant



Posted: Mar 03, 2008 5:25 p.m. - Subject:

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Bitch ass


I wonder if he realizes (and anyone else who uses this term) how unintelligent that makes him sound.


Ribozome


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 7:21 p.m. - Subject:

hahahaha buddy, its a lymph node.


--Jotto--


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 7:25 p.m. - Subject:

I wouldn’t worry about it being cancer...it’s not likely.

As for the stinkbugs, trap them in a jar. Or buy one of those fly traps that is a roll of really sticky tape stuff, they work well...or go with Dodge’s suggestion.


DamnBastard


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 7:28 p.m. - Subject:

This fits this thread.


FireFanatic


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Posted: Mar 03, 2008 7:30 p.m. - Subject:

Oh my goodness, i wonder who that upset child was DamnBastard, it couldn’t, no, it just couldn’t of been OUR VERY ON FIREFANATIC.
   
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