POTHEADS I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 1:35 p.m. - Subject: POTHEADS I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Earlier today, I was bored so I smoked a little weed (only 2 hits) to help break the boredom. But I completely forgot that I have a dentist appointment at 5:00[EST]. It’s 4:17 and I still kinda smell like smoke. What should I do? I changed my clothes, and I’m going to brush my teeth now. Lemme know what else I can do. My dentist can’t do shit, but he might tell my dad if he smells anything on me, and then I’ll be fucked. Any suggestions are welcome.
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 1:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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heres a whole list of things...
1. burn your self with gas so you dont smell like weed
2. fabreeze
3. dont go to the appointment
4. eat a bunch of stuff, banananas brownies cheetohs...mmmmmm.
5. offer the dentist weed to keep quiet
6. fake sick so you dont gotta go
7. drink gin
these are a few and some of them are jokes i hope you can decifer the difrence.
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 1:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Get a shower and chew some gum
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 1:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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kk, can’t chew gum because I am going to the DENTIST. The tooth doctor.
Febreeze would be suspicious, maybe i’ll just put on some cologne.
Don’t have time for a shower.
I gotta eat some food that won’t get stuck in my teeth because last time i got yelled at, they said I didnt brush my teeth efficiently enough.
My dad has a 1 track mind so I don’t feel like arguing with him about not going.
Can’t burn myself with gas, it feels too good.
Anything else?
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 1:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Use rubbing alcohol in your mouth? If he asks why the smell just say you had a sore tooth or something. Even if he cant find anything wrong just say it hurt. Although you probably dont have rubbing alcohol right?
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 1:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: kk, can’t chew gum because I am going to the DENTIST. The tooth doctor.
...so?
lol
what does that matter
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 2:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have rubbing alcohol, why wouldnt I? But I’d never put it in my mouth, that’s like lethal. Its aight, the smell is covered, i put cologne on and ate some food. g2g now, byebye
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 2:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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woot
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 2:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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good luck
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 2:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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He doesnt mean that
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 2:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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penis
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 3:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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How about...
Fuh-gedda-boudit.
Nobody really gives a good god damn what you do.
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 3:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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My dad does, but luckily I didn’t get caught. I was just a little paranoid.
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 4:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Weed is so easy to conceal its not even funny. Your dentist can’t tell about your oral hygene or problems to anyone, thats against their "rules" they have to be confidential.
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 5:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hey I just got a filling! And i got my tooth drilled without getting it frozen.
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 5:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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never heard of a dentist conf. I know a few people who dentist told there parents that they smoek ciggerattes
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 6:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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your screwed
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 8:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Use mouthwash and spray on some Axe, works every time.
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 8:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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umm i think the right thing to ask would be did u get caught?
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2005 9:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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I just said I didn’t get caught, I was just being mad paranoid. : D
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