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xX_PsYcHo_Xx


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 12:14 a.m. - Subject: Today I was Beaten...

Before I start, Id like to say its nice to be back on RE. I hope everyone has sorted out their differences.

Today I was walking down the street adjasent to the beach, when I saw a whole block fenced off. I quickly walked around the side and jumped over to see if there was anything interesting. After walking in and out of the buildings for about an hour I noticed 2 guys sitting across the road looking straight at me... I thought nothing of it, Big Mistake!

I sat down for a cigarette and just as I lit it up one of the guys came around the corner with a baseball bat! He didnt even give me time to explain what I was doing there, and that I wasnt doing any harm. He swung and hit me in the leg, then punched me twice in the face. I turned around to jump over the fence to the beach but he hit me in the left wrist.

I managed to run down the beach to saftey, still mostly intact... The only damage I incurred was the inside of my mouth was cut up, a sore leg and a swollen wrist.

I think I was pretty lucky to get away from that one with only minor injuries, but from this day on I think Ill be taking a little more notice of my surroundings and making sure I dont stay too long.

Very Sore, Psycho.


Rasputin


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 12:20 a.m. - Subject:

lol. They noticed you’re a member of the Jets. They’re the Sharks.


TecnoDestructo


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 12:35 a.m. - Subject:

ive been stabed 3 times


Chip_Hit_it


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 12:52 a.m. - Subject:

3 seperate times? Or they stabbed you three times one after the other?


TecnoDestructo


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 1:14 a.m. - Subject:

3x’s in one fight ,had a knife on me that would
have poisened the guy but i dident pull it.
its a long story ,the knife had a spider liveing in it......


DaDevil


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 1:25 a.m. - Subject:

Ah bugger dude. Next time carry a 9 ;P

Still, hope u heal soon.


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 1:45 a.m. - Subject:

Go back again, looking for trouble. Guys come up to come hit you and shit, you pull a fucking taser and stun those cocksuckers.


DaDevil


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 1:49 a.m. - Subject:

^^^ Haha awesome idea RWS


Gill


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 1:50 a.m. - Subject:

Yeah dude..

Shit like that sucks. I’m a fuckin’ girl, and some fuck wad thought it would be okay to smash 3 bottles over my head, needless to say I don’t remember shit. I know it was the Jack bottle that finally did it. I’m one hard headed bitch.. and I’m sure I was atleast attempting to protect myself. But thats life for ya..

hey..

atleast they didn’t blow your brains out :)


Gill


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 1:51 a.m. - Subject:

Oh yeah..

And I have found that brass knuckles disguised as a belt buckle, some mase, and a knife make people not want to fuck with me as much....

I beat down a few mexicans for stealin’ my walet, perhaps not the smartest thing I’ve ever done, haha.. but I fucked their shit up!


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 1:53 a.m. - Subject:

Quote:

Shit like that sucks. I’m a fuckin’ girl, and some fuck wad thought it would be okay to smash 3 bottles over my head, needless to say I don’t remember shit. I know it was the Jack bottle that finally did it. I’m one hard headed bitch.. and I’m sure I was atleast attempting to protect myself. But thats life for ya..


Go back again, looking for trouble. Guys come up to come hit you over head with bottle and shit, you pull a fucking taser and stun those cocksuckers.


Gill


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 2:05 a.m. - Subject:

Meh.. fuck all that shit..

My friend called in her favor with the Hells Angels, she only gets one, but as far as I know, if they haven’t found the fuck yet, they will, and he’ll disapear.


FireFanatic


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 5:01 a.m. - Subject:

Long story short, a bitch told my friend off for throwing a bottle in the air, needless to say, it didn’t smash. She kept telling how we shouldn’t drink, and how she is "older than us". In conclusion, whilst she mouthed off to us, and i told her "my balls you’re older than us", she suggested we "go", as in, fight, i told her I’m not going to hit a female, and walked away. Then, i noticed a old male equip with some form of pole gain on us. NEEDLESS to say, all 4 of us ran.


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 5:10 a.m. - Subject:

LOL at pole. This may seem generic, but it will fucking work.

Go back again, looking for trouble. Guys come up to come hit you over head with pole and shit, you pull a fucking taser and stun those cocksuckers.


Pankie69


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 5:29 a.m. - Subject:

lol RWS’s solution works for anything and everything i think even if you couldn’t get a job somewhere do this "Go back again, if they don’t give you the job pull a fucking taser and stun the boss till the fucker gives you the job."


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 5:51 a.m. - Subject:

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lol RWS’s solution works for anything and everything


Duh, I’m always right...


TheSouth


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 7:37 a.m. - Subject:

employ mafia policy. "you hit me, we hit you"., you gonna need some big friends with BIGGER bats , good luck.


Clegg


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 11:28 a.m. - Subject:

Damn man that sucks. Got any pics of the injuries or the area you were checking out?


jackdoor


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 12:49 p.m. - Subject:

Go back one night, hood up balaclaver on and open a can of whoop ass on them.


fuckineh


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Posted: Mar 08, 2008 12:49 p.m. - Subject:

Make some big friends

One of my buddies is a fucking bear
so I’m good :)
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