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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:30 a.m. - Subject: trap |
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ok so i have these gay ass kids that keep slamming on my window next to my comp. there trying to scare me but it never works. i want to get them back for it but i dont know how...any ideas???...nothing that involves chasing them down...i want some type of trap.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 8:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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OMG MUMMY SOME KIDS ARE KNOCKING ON MY WINDOW, I NEED A TRAP.
What are you, 4?
Pick up your balls and chase them down.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 10:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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.40 beside you, as soon as they hit the windo unload a mag out the windo.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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bottle rocket fired in their general direction...
might possibly work if you get lucky
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'Incompetent'
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 12:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Easy solution is easy.
Get a bucket of ice water and leave it by your window. Then open your window and just wait for the fuckers to come back. As soon as they knock on the window, throw the water on them.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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paralyze them
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Katch’em and Kill’em!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Some kids did the same thing to me when i was like 11 except after they tapped the window they waited until i opened the curtain and scared the crap out of me with these clown masks and to this very day i’m scared shitless of clowns in person. Hmm... maybe you could put remote mines around your house.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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throw poop at them.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 1:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wait, are there two electric napalms?
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 6:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Get a paint brush, a lead-acid battery, and some Vaseline.
Mix some of the acid with the Vaseline, and paint a thin layer on the glass of the window.
They’ll bang on the window, notice stickiness, wipe hands on pants, laugh and run. Shortly thereafter, their hands will start to burn and sting. They won’t wind up with permanent damage, but it’ll sting. Bonus is when their mommy does the laundry, there will be holes in their pants where they wiped their hands.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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THIS.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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I suggest to ask this guy for help
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Look for alle’s toe popper eg-oh wait.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Bear trap
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Look for alle’s toe popper eg-oh wait.
As for this, ask help for the above black guy to rape them.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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butseks good ol butseks
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 8:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hire a homeless guy to hide out and scare the shit out of them.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 17, 2008 11:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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piss on them
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 18, 2008 12:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Put some string up so they trip, or lay marbles down, or just chase them down and punch them in the face.
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