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Izzy-292


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:12 p.m. - Subject: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

Oh shit guys
Oh FUCK

I borrowed my mum’s car yesterday to go hang out with some friends and I promised that I wouldn’t get even a scratch on it....







I hit the pole at 100 Kmp/h

The cd player broke
The blowers popped out and hit me in the face
The suspension is gone, everytime I let off the breaks it bottoms out
And the breaks are FUCKED


Slash-292


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:13 p.m. - Subject:

Your mum has some nice subs.


Izzy-292


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:15 p.m. - Subject:

I put them in for that day

Surprisingly they still work


DamnBastard


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:15 p.m. - Subject:

Damn, that sucks.


Kuso


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:18 p.m. - Subject:

i would have blurred out those number plates before posting...


DamnBastard


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:20 p.m. - Subject:

The good thing is, it looks like someone hit you (unless you backed into a pole) which means their insurance would have to pay for it. It kind of looks like you backed into a pole though.


Po


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:22 p.m. - Subject:

And you’re worried that the cd player stopped working? Hahahahahaha, get a video of when she finds the damage.


UnHoly


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:25 p.m. - Subject:

if your lucky there is no frame damage. you hit a street light didnt you. i see the green paint left on the trunk


DaddySpook


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:26 p.m. - Subject:

HaHa,what the fuck did you get up too?You fucked it up pretty fucking bad,she is gonna beat your ass.


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:33 p.m. - Subject:

Youre fucked and Im laughing


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:46 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
Youre fucked and Im laughing


Also, what happened, and how do you plan to resolve this?


Izzy-292


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:55 p.m. - Subject:

Here in Canada it is still really icy in some places and I was a bit drunk and pulled the ebrake to do some drifting, lost control because of nearly bald front tires and hit a light post


It gets stolen and some punk joyrides and the cops find it and phone us.


Izzy-292


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:55 p.m. - Subject:

I mean, it worked on Big Lebowski kinda didn’t it?


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Mar 18, 2008 11:25 p.m. - Subject:

EN speaks the truth


filthysanchez09


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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 12:25 a.m. - Subject:

Get something metal with paint on it, and rub it on the paint so it looks like someone did a hit an run. Say you were in a parking lot, and you came out and it was messed up. Go spread some broken plastic(busted headlight is good) out in the spot you’re going to say it happened.


lachlan


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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 2:10 a.m. - Subject:

it really sucks to be you. leave the keys in the car in a rough neighborhood as you run inside to a shop quickly. someone i knew did this a while back to claim insurance.


ELECTRICJELLY


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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 2:27 a.m. - Subject:

so how the fuck did the car get scewed
, did some one but secks the car or did you crash it


Bezerk


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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 2:28 a.m. - Subject:

Dude, if anything, the punk idea works the best, i mean, can anyone else think of anything better?


Bezerk


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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 2:29 a.m. - Subject:

And EJ if you read up instead of posting like lightning u would have read that he crashed into a pole while trying to drift, oh well


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 2:33 a.m. - Subject:

True that Bezerk
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