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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 8:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 8:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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i love to get some good zoophilia. like some really good horse fucking shit. when i cum, i shoot into gatorade bottles. i have three bottles full right now that i plan on donating to sperm banks for some cash.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 8:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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if you shoot into bottles refrigerate it to keep it alive
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hand + penis
Not that hard to work out.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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What?
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fucken /b/tard.
You’re a furfag, HAIL LONGCAT btw.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Flush it down the toilet?
Use it to moisturize your skin?
Use it as a protein supplement for your pets.
Try and keep it in there?
The possibilities are endless.
Get some form of penis plug, and let it dry inside your penis.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Our Longcat,
who art being held up,
Looooong be thy torso.
Thy legs never come,
thy will be done on earth as you stretch off into heaven.
Give us this day,
our daily longcat,
and forgive us our fapping,
as the cats that god kills because of it forgive us,
and lead us not into failure,
but deliver us from furfags.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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This topic disgusts me.
We should derail it.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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i’ll derail you.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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I derailed your mom, last night.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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my mom died in a bus accident asshole
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Soo, how was your day today blackhawk?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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captain got pwnd
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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You should use a small ball of half dry superglue, or for a more temporary fixture, a pen or pencil.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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My longcat avatar is the shit.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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i did not get "pwnd"
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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WITH FIRE.
Or put a deflated balloon in there ( the long thin ones) and blow it up slowly.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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with your mouth
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 20, 2008 9:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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buy a long balloon.
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