So, my cat has no balls.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 8:56 a.m. - Subject: So, my cat has no balls. |
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He was spraying everywhere, so my dad took him to the vet, I just picked him up, minus his manlyhood.
I feel kinda bad, but it was either that or my faggot dad was gonna get rid of him, atleast I can give him a good home. He keeps licking his dick, so I might have to get a collar.
He has to have Chicken breast or white fish today, so I guess he’ll be pleased.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 8:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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LOL. Maybe you can go ask them for his balls back and turn it into a toy for him?
Poor kitty.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 9:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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I wanted his balls in a bag, so I could go "Here boy, here’s your balls, come get ’em!"
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 9:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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i wish i could have my balls back
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 9:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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Well you shouldnt’ve been a pedo then.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 9:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Poizn, are you sure that you didn’t lie about this story? Your mum told me that you were castrated today by that moronic loser that you call a father.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 12:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Shut the fuck up teh1337.
The usage of "your mum" jokes just goes to show the maturity level and the level of knowledge in your head.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 12:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol, h’s pretty dead right now. Just flopped over the chair asleep. I don’t think the anasetic (SP?) has fully worn off yet.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2008 6:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: He was spraying everywhere
Fucking lolled.
My dogs like that, anesthetic whacks out a puppy like crazy man.
He’d wake up for a second then goto sleep.
I put a carrot up his ass and drew on his face [/dave chapelle reference]
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