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MrBungle


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:18 p.m. - Subject: Where is your god now?

Right, "Prayer solves everything".

discuss.


DamnBastard


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:21 p.m. - Subject:

Thats what I always say. If God exists, why are there genocides, and diseases killing everyone?


Cthulhu


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:24 p.m. - Subject:

Bitches don’t know bout mah diabeetus.


MrBungle


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:27 p.m. - Subject:

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"It is our understanding that instead of seeking medical help, they chose to pray over her and their faith would heal her," Vergin said.

hehehe, his last name is pronounced ’Virgin’. HES A VIRGIN!
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I told my parents one day that the bible was just made by some tripped out people who didnt know what mescaline or peyote was (and I still believe that to this day), and they just wrote some tripped out shit about burning bushes, the world being flooded for 40 days while a bunch of animals just chilled on a huge boat, jewish zombies rising from the dead, kids being born from wedlock, talking snakes, some omnipotent being who lives in the sky making a chick out of a dude’s rib, someone surviving not eating for 40 days and living to tell about it, and other various weird shit.

Thats one of my theories. The other is that religion is just something that comforted people to explain what couldnt be rationally explained at the time. Science & technology is the new religion.


IceCreamMan


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:30 p.m. - Subject:

I AM religion.
Fuck you.
I killed that girl cause she was ugly.


MrBungle


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:31 p.m. - Subject:

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I killed that girl cause she was ugly.

I dunno, did you see that picture in the link I sent? I’d hit it.


trublu


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:31 p.m. - Subject:

LOL, nice mrbungle. I lol’d


CobycatMetal


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:32 p.m. - Subject:

I agree with Mr.Bungle. The government uses religion to control us I believe.They program us with the belief that if you don’t believe in a god something is wrong with you. Like we absolutely HAVE to believe in a god or something.


MrBungle


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:33 p.m. - Subject:

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I agree with Mr.Bungle. The government uses religion to control us I believe.They program us with the belief that if you don’t believe in a god something is wrong with you. Like we absolutely HAVE to believe in a god or something.

...The government has nothing to do with religion...

I dont ever remember the goverment telling me that im a heathen just cause I dont believe in god, as a matter of fact.

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CobycatMetal


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:36 p.m. - Subject:

What about "In God We Trust"?


trublu


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:38 p.m. - Subject:

Fuck the government man! ANARCHY! ANARCHY! I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I LOVE IT!


MrBungle


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:40 p.m. - Subject:

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What about "In God We Trust"?

That and "one nation under god" are just two relics left over from the "good ’ol days" (1800’s) before the separation of church and state.


DamnBastard


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:41 p.m. - Subject:

I can’t tell if that was sarcastic, or if you’re dumb.

On a more related note, I believe as Bungle said earlier, that religion was used to comfort people and make sense of things that they did not understand. People would be better off without it I believe, no more killing in name of the god you think is correct. People like that girl would be treated because their family would realize praying to nothing does not help anyone.


DamnBastard


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:42 p.m. - Subject:

The first part was meant for unicornslayer


trublu


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject:

It was from the movie "Talladega Nights: The ballad of Ricky Bobby."


DamnBastard


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:51 p.m. - Subject:

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It was from the movie "Talladega Nights: The ballad of Ricky Bobby."

Oh, I have never seen it.


CobycatMetal


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:52 p.m. - Subject:

The body IS a slave to the mind so i guess if the girl actually believed enough she probably could’ve tricked herself into good health.


trublu


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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 10:57 p.m. - Subject:

I am a strong believer in mind over matter. Also, damnbastard, why do you have a silly emo as your avatar?


CapnAlpha


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Posted: Mar 27, 2008 12:48 a.m. - Subject:

Don’t genocides and cruelties and shit happen because when God created man, He gave man free will.


IceCreamMan


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Posted: Mar 27, 2008 12:52 a.m. - Subject:

That was the worst possible think ANYONE could have done.
Why do you think weasel imposes so many crazy rules.
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