Mary Jane
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 7:19 p.m. - Subject: Mary Jane |
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Was walking down the street and saw a sign in a craft store window that said, "Felt - ten cents".
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed because she knew she could get felt for free!
Make me laugh. Or I tell more Mary Jane jokes.
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 7:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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What do school shootings and arcade games have in common?
Asians always have the high score.
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 7:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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A Cadillac with 5 black people in it drove over a cliff and everyone in the car died. What’s the sad part about this story?
The Cadillac could have sat 6...
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 7:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Gimp is bad at maths.
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 7:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Mary Jane jokes are awesome. Keep going.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 7:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Mary Jane was walking down the street when a man pulled her into a dark alley and started ripping off all her clothes.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed because she knew her clothes wouldn’t fit him.
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 7:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t get it?
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 8:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Mary Jane was at the movies with her boyfriend when he put his hand up her skirt.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed because she knew the money was in her shoe.
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 8:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Prepare for racist joke.
What did Hitler say to the black jew woman?
Make me a sandwhich, bitch, then get to the back of the oven.
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 8:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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What do you do when your dish washer stops working?
Slap her and tell her to get back to work...
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 8:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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That one was lame-ish...
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill...
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 8:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Womens Rights
lol no but really i got a nasty one i heard today
so this bar was advertising that the girls at a club could blow you and whistle at the same time. The guy doesnt believe this, so he brings 2 friends and says, ok, we have to find out how the hell she can do this if its even true. So the first guy goes in, and says "damnit i couldnt see anything and she cuffed me so i couldnt see if it was actually her" so the second guy goes. later he comes back and says "fuck i didnt see anything either cause she turned the light off, but its her for sure, i felt her head" so the last guy says "thats it, when shes blowing me, im just gona turned the light on and see what the hell is going on" so he goes in, she starts blowing him and whistling, 5 min in, he flips the light on, and sees a stool with a glass of water and in the glass of whatever theres a glass eye.
Think about it :P
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 8:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Womens Rights
lol no but really i got a nasty one i heard today
so this bar was advertising that the girls at a club could blow you and whistle at the same time. The guy doesnt believe this, so he brings 2 friends and says, ok, we have to find out how the hell she can do this if its even true. So the first guy goes in, and says "damnit i couldnt see anything and she cuffed me so i couldnt see if it was actually her" so the second guy goes. later he comes back and says "fuck i didnt see anything either cause she turned the light off, but its her for sure, i felt her head" so the last guy says "thats it, when shes blowing me, im just gona turned the light on and see what the hell is going on" so he goes in, she starts blowing him and whistling, 5 min in, he flips the light on, and sees a stool with a glass of water and in the glass of whatever theres a glass eye.
Think about it :P
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 8:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t get it :(
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 9:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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fine.... how do you think she gave blow someone and whitsle at the same time?? just remember theres a glass of water with a glass eye in it....
its not that hard THINK!
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 9:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sorry, but that was retarded, Cirone. For that, there will be another Mary Jane joke:
Mary Jane was playing on the swings one day, swinging higher and higher. Her mother came out and said, "Mary Jane, don’t you swing too high or the boys will see your underwear."
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed because she knew she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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FUCKING TELL US.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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PS jew jokes and wiminz in the subservient roles jokes are retarded and about as ooooooooooooold as MY grandma. ;P
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 9:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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Please tell me you are joking. Please tell me you get that the eye socket was whistling because she was breathing through it. Please tell me the Mary Jane jokes aren’t the best posted this evening because that’s sure how it’s looking and that is GHEY.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Apr 04, 2008 9:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, and it wasn’t funny the first time. C’mon. You’re telling me you don’t have any decent jokes?
For example:
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
They’re right... we do taste like chicken.
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