I fucking farted.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 9:49 p.m. - Subject: I fucking farted. |
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It smells like cabbage.
How do your farts smell?
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 9:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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The other day I had ones that smelled like Fettuccini Alfredo, while sitting in my computer chair. They were really special, haha, my brother across the room said he felt them in the floor while sitting in his chair.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 10:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Either: rotten eggs (not a pun), beans (inb4mexican joke), beef jerky (dont know how that one got there, I havent eaten delicious jerky in weeks), and the ever classic poo-odor fart.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 10:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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This disgusts me.
I have a delicious variety. Mostly consisting of Beef stew, sulfur, or shit smelling.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 10:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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I just did one of those rotten smelling ones, like someone left the eggs out on the counter.
(Your thread enjoys timing out my session. Fucking paranoia settings)
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 10:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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deviled eggs
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 10:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Mine smell like methane gas.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 10:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Mine smell like rotten eggs mixed in salsa and garlic. Nasty.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 10:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Raw sewage. I once cleared out half of Taco Bell with a silent gaseous blast, which must have been blown around by the building’s ventilation system. A group of guys got up and went to another table far, far away, each of them blaming their friends for letting it out. I don’t think they suspected me.
Then I farted up an airplane. This was a little Bombardier 40 passenger plane, on the redeye flight from Seattle, Washington, to Memphis, Tennessee. I noticed the woman behind me had pulled her shirt over her nose and mouth.
When we landed in Memphis at about 7:30 a.m., I got some Popeye’s chicken before boarding my connecting flight to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Fried chicken for breakfast is most excellent.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 11:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Awesome, H-Dogg. Chicken is always good in the morning. Especially Popeye’s (I don’t personally know this, I only assume because of Little Nicky). Unfortunately we don’t have Popeye’s in Australia, that I know of anyways. There’s also only ONE White Castle, and thats in Sydney. A mate of mine and me are going to take a road trip to Sydney next holidays, and get out as far as we can, get WC, and try and find our ways back. No maps, no nothing (except cash).
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 11:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Raw sewage. I once cleared out half of Taco Bell with a silent gaseous blast, which must have been blown around by the building’s ventilation system. A group of guys got up and went to another table far, far away, each of them blaming their friends for letting it out. I don’t think they suspected me.
That sounds like when my cousin came downstairs in the basement of his house and grins at us 9myslef and my sister and his 2 sisters) and lets out a fart with so much force and so loud, that I shit you not, made him tear his boxers. It was so bad and lingered upstairs into the kitchen of all places, that we had to go outside for at least 10, maybe 15 minutes.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 11:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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My farts come out of my asshole.
Where do yours come from?
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 11:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: That sounds like when my cousin came downstairs in the basement of his house and grins at us 9myslef and my sister and his 2 sisters) and lets out a fart with so much force and so loud, that I shit you not, made him tear his boxers. It was so bad and lingered upstairs into the kitchen of all places, that we had to go outside for at least 10, maybe 15 minutes.
A good example of a time NOT to light a cigar ;)
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 11:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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I always get the spicy stuff at Popeye’s. Would you believe I didn’t fart en route to Pittsburgh with that chicken swimming around in me, and having been awake for the previous 24 hours? I can eat things that would nauseate most people.
Then there was the time I farted on the school bus. It was on a chilly winter morning, when all the windows were closed, and the cabin air was circulating through the heater core located on the floor of the bus near the front, which happened to be where I was sitting. Everyone was moaning and groaning, but didn’t dare open a window and leat the warm air out. The windows were hopelessly fogged when we got to school. The bus driver, an overweight black woman, proclaimed "Yep, it’s one of dem sour ones" as my classmates exited the bus and made some kind of commentary about the foul odor. I’d say it was worse than the time a homeless person shat himself on my city’s mass transit bus.
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| Posted: Apr 05, 2008 11:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Mine generally smell like pizza and make me hungry.
Or sulfur.
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| Posted: Apr 06, 2008 12:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I’d say it was worse than the time a homeless person shat himself on my city’s mass transit bus.
That ’s happened a few times, once when I was getting the transit bus from Clayton to Monash Uni, and there was some homeless fuck on it (obviously not going to Monash, but the bus ended up in Blackburn), and he shat himself and was drunk as all hell.
Another time was when I was on the Sub train to Paliment station, and there was a homless fuck (a different one, would you imagine that?) and he shat himself and was carrying a box with him, and sat amongst these hot as chicks and they fucked off quicker than anything, so did I, thankgod the next stop was Paliment.\\
xD
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| Posted: Apr 06, 2008 12:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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This thread makes me want to leave my computer.
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| Posted: Apr 06, 2008 2:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Notice how since DaDevil is back he is post whoring more than ever to make up his quota of inane nonsense? A true sign of a closet homosexual.
Question: Why do you always feel the need to bring up that you live in Australia and try rub in that you think you are unique? The only thing unique about australia is the extraordinary levels of arrogance and "god’s failures" aka marsupials.
DaDevil is an Epic fail in other words
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| Posted: Apr 06, 2008 3:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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Seriously TU, WTF is your problem? I come back and do some sensible posting, and here you are bagging the shit outta me 100 fold, to make up for the lost time, Mr. "So called" Intellectual, get the fuck over yourself. Thank you.
Now, as for Australia, yes, it is a good place. I never ONCE said anything that said "Australia" in my above post. But please, enlighten me, fuckface.
And, back to the "Closet Homosexual" stuff, you brought that out of no where, so what does that say about you?
Get the fuck out you Bisexual faggot. I have no NO respect for you, purely for that fact, though I never had any respect for you to begin with. Go look at some gay porn to cheer yourself up.
Oh, and if you hate me so much, why the hell did u accept me as a friend? Rofl, that’s just the biggest oxymoron I’ve heard all day, and believe me, I’ve heard a few.
kthxbai.
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| Posted: Apr 06, 2008 4:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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this arguement is heated
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