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AE


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:02 p.m. - Subject: Two random thoughts of today

1. Why the hell do they bother asking you how you want your steak cooked at Ruby Tuesday’s? Seriously, they just bring it out however the hell they want. I order mine medium-well, they give me well done. My dad orders his well done, they bring it out rare, literally bleeding. Who the hell orders a steak rare at Ruby Tuesday’s? The quality of beef cannot be good enough for them to be able to legally serve it that way.

2. Doctors do not wear white coats when they’re off duty. Underwater welders do not wear wet-suits while they’re off duty. So why is it that everyone in the Army is constantly wearing their camouflage uniforms? I have nothing against the Army. I take that back, I have a lot against the Army, but that is beside the point. I don’t care if you’re in the Army, and dressing like you’re in battle doesn’t make me respect you, it makes me think you’re a pretentious twat. Stop being self-important because you shoot at rock throwing civilians, we’re not in Iraq, we’re in a casual sit-down restaurant. Go buy a fucking t-shirt.


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:06 p.m. - Subject:

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Underwater welders do not wear wet-suits while they’re off duty.

Negro, you did not know what an underwater welder was (or if one even existed) till our conversation yesterday.

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So why is it that everyone in the Army is constantly wearing their camouflage uniforms? I have nothing against the Army. I take that back, I have a lot against the Army, but that is beside the point. I don’t care if you’re in the Army, and dressing like you’re in battle doesn’t make me respect you, it makes me think you’re a pretentious twat. Stop being self-important because you shoot at rock throwing civilians, we’re not in Iraq, we’re in a casual sit-down restaurant. Go buy a fucking t-shirt.

I saw something to that exact same tune on /b/ yesterday, and I replied with "its probably for the attention".

Cause theres a military base on the other side of town, yet every day, without fail, if I go out, ill see at least two servicepeople in fatigues walking around as if they dont know what "street clothes" are. And the kicker was that today, when my friends and I were coming out of the restaurant at lunch, we saw some black lady coming out IN FUCKING FATIGUES. WHO THE FUCK MAKES A 45 MINUTE DRIVE TO GO TO A GAMESTOP ON THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE OF THE TOWN WHERE YOUR BASE IS LOCATED *IN FATIGUES*?!


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:07 p.m. - Subject:

Wow, those are some good points.

I fucking hate Ruby Tuesday’s regardless of there meat. They fucking pour way to much pepper on there fries.

I have noticed those army people wearing there uniforms all the time as well. It is really annoying.

AE you should do a post like this everyday.


AE


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:09 p.m. - Subject:

Those were just some observations I made while eating at a Ruby Tuesday’s in Columbia, SC today on my way to Myrtle Beach. If I get pissed off at stupid people (it’s very likely) again tomorrow, I may reply to this thread with a follow up.


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:09 p.m. - Subject:

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1. Why the hell do they bother asking you how you want your steak cooked at Ruby Tuesday’s? Seriously, they just bring it out however the hell they want. I order mine medium-well, they give me well done. My dad orders his well done, they bring it out rare, literally bleeding. Who the hell orders a steak rare at Ruby Tuesday’s? The quality of beef cannot be good enough for them to be able to legally serve it that way.


That’s just the incompetence of that restaraunt though. The same thing happens at many places that are similar.

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2. Doctors do not wear white coats when they’re off duty. Underwater welders do not wear wet-suits while they’re off duty. So why is it that everyone in the Army is constantly wearing their camouflage uniforms? I have nothing against the Army. I take that back, I have a lot against the Army, but that is beside the point. I don’t care if you’re in the Army, and dressing like you’re in battle doesn’t make me respect you, it makes me think you’re a pretentious twat. Stop being self-important because you shoot at rock throwing civilians, we’re not in Iraq, we’re in a casual sit-down restaurant. Go buy a fucking t-shirt.


I agree completely. It makes them feel self-important and I’m sure they’re waiting for people to come up and compliment them where in reality people do think they look like egotistical jackasses.


The_Gimp


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:14 p.m. - Subject:

They probably fried your steak as well. That’s why they can’t get it right. Frying steak is a sin here in the west. So it eating it any more done than medium. You may as well chew on your leather shoe otherwise. The best steak in the world is Nebraska beef, aged, cooked Pittsburgh medium rare in butter and set on a bed of bleu cheese crumbles.


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:17 p.m. - Subject:

I have some..
If were here to help "The others" then why are "the others" here
Who was it that first went up to a cow, and though "Hmm, im going to pull this dangely things and drink whatever comes out of them!"


AE


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:18 p.m. - Subject:

I’m pretty sure they forgot about my dad’s order, so they cooked his really fast, then heated mine up in the 45 minutes it took to get our food, leaving his steak undone and mine overdone.


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:24 p.m. - Subject:

Maybe they just mixed up your guys’ steaks, and you were supposed to get his, and he was supposed to get yours.


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:26 p.m. - Subject:

Medium well doesn’t bleed on your plate. Neither does well done.


AE


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:27 p.m. - Subject:

We had different meals, his steak was on a steak burger, and mine was just a sirloin. Either way, I ordered my steak medium-well, his was rare.


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:31 p.m. - Subject:

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So why is it that everyone in the Army is constantly wearing their camouflage uniforms?

Discounted McDonnalds and a free beer in all bars.
And something to do with pride.


AE


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:33 p.m. - Subject:

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And something to do with pride.

And no one else is proud of their job?


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:43 p.m. - Subject:

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And something to do with pride.


Last time I checked most people were against this pointless shitty war. Why would you be proud of that?


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:49 p.m. - Subject:

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Medium well doesn’t bleed on your plate. Neither does well done.

Medium Rare is where its at.


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:53 p.m. - Subject:

That’s because you’re from the west, MrBungle. You know how steak is supposed to be cooked. Nothing against the south, though. I love southern cooking when I am lucky enough to get the real thing. One of my grandmothers was from North Carolina and she was the best cook ever. I haven’t had decent southern cooking since she passed away. :(


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:53 p.m. - Subject:

Iraqistan blows cockles.
I think a steak should have the horns knocked off and its done.


AE


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:56 p.m. - Subject:

Here in the south, we know how to deep fry, and we know how to grill.


The_Gimp


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 7:58 p.m. - Subject:

You know how to make hamhocks and greens too. I miss that the most.


AE


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Posted: Apr 07, 2008 8:05 p.m. - Subject:

I wanna get a hammock, my neighbor had one, and some house I helped my uncle landscape had one. They rule.
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