Drug Testing (Marijuana & Alcohol) -amoung other things
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 6:02 a.m. - Subject: Drug Testing (Marijuana & Alcohol) -amoung other things |
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I recently violated drug laws and got in trouble with the law. As a result i’m on probabtion and random drug testing. Yet i’m pretty sure that my drug test will be this friday because when i see my parole officer i’ll have 2 bring 15$, and i assume thats for the piss test. I’ve been laying off everything anyway, and i’ve been drinking a shitload of water everyday and have been pissing A L0T. I’ve also been taking these green tea anti-oxident pills that are supposed 2 clense your body that my girlfriend gave me. I’m not so much of a pothead that i’ll pay 50$ for one of those special drinks that get rid of all the traces of weed. I looked on erowid.org and since i’m an occasional smoker it said the weed would only stay in my system for 1-6 days.
Yet wut i wanted 2 know is what you should do right after you’ve smoked weed, sum1 told me to drink like a gallon of water. I just need more information, and i’d be highly apreciative to anyone who lends me sum tips.
Also, i’ve just been considering switching 2 SHR00MS as my drug of choice. Do those show up on piss tests?
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 6:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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Here’s a solution...QUIT!
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 6:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Pretty stupid to keep doing shit while you’re on probie, shows that you are a true dumbass who will never learn. Try heroin, I hear it doesn’t show up if you do enough of it.
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 6:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Just stop doing fucking drugs, christ. You don’t need to switch to shrooms. Just lay off.
Those pills your "girlfriend" gave you are bullshit and don’t do anything.
That $50 drink doesn’t do anything.
If you smoked reef everyday then it will take about 30-40 days to be cleansed. If it was your first or second time or something like that, then about 1-7 days. Anywhere in between, well then do the math and guesstimate. Drinking a gallon of water after you’ve smoked is bullshit as well.
Even though drinking lots of water might dilute your piss, the dude doing the drug test on you will get suspicious and ask you to do it again the next day or something.
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 8:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I’m not so much of a pothead that i’ll pay 50$ for one of those special drinks that get rid of all the traces of weed.
but you’re still enough of one to smoke up while on probation...fucking quit and you won’t have these problems
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 8:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Ok i’ll just quit entirely, it isn’t worth getting in more trouble. You all were right.
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 3:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you ate shrooms instead of smoking weed you’d be perma-fried in a matter of months.
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 6:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Do acid its a crazy high and the only way they can check is a spinal tap which is illegal in the US. rofl
/sarcasm
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006052126115
learn 2 google. dunno if that helped. But im pretty sure weed will stay in your hair for a while?
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 7:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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quit till you’re off probation then blaze up every day. yeah.
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 8:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Drink a pouch of certo and a gallon of water about a half hour before.
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| Posted: Apr 08, 2008 8:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Home urine tests are only like 30% accurate (iirc), so you can always rely on that.
But if its one of those professional urine tests they give you at the hospital or whatever (which youre getting), I heard its like 70% accurate.
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