Broken condom.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 10:36 p.m. - Subject: Broken condom. |
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I was having fun with this girl from school at her house (She was on the rebound), I always keep a condom in my wallet for cases like this. I strap it on and I start doing my action and right at the end it broke. *Sigh* Maby it was my powerfully thrust that broke it? Thats why I never trust them. what if she gets pregnant? I don’t know what I’m going to do.
Any suggestions?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 10:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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INB4 Kill Yourself.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Kill yourself
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 10:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just throw your life down the drain now, theres no point in waiting nine months for it to happen.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 10:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Your not much help.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 11:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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The A-Word ;-)
Or act like you’ve never met her before, and the baby is not yours.
Refuse to take any DNA tests, say that your DNA is your spirit and that doctors cant take your spirit.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 11:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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I posted a comment and It got deleted. =\\
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 11:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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make sure she rinses the fuck out
and if she does get pregnant, would she be willing to have an abortion?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 11:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Morning after pill.
You can normally get them free from planned parenthoods. They have a 90 % chance of working, and it works up to a couple days after the incident.
So I would call the bitch and tell her to get her ass down to the family clinic, or to her nearest pharmacy that carries the pills. If thats the case, they run about $50 a pop.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2008 11:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well fuck.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 12:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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Same thing happened to me once, but instead of the condom breaking, there wasn’t any condom in the first place. Anyways, Gill is right. Go ahead and get a morning after pill, thats what I did (Ok thats what SHE did. But I was there). If you live in a large city, odds are there are some free teen clinics around. Make an appointment and get the pill. Be a gentleman and go with her.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 2:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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You’re not supposed to keep condoms in your wallet for that reason, hahaha. They taught us that in grade 10 up until 12. They also taught us about the morning after pill.
Don’t they teach you anything? Do you live in Africa or something?
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Newb
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 3:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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same thing happened to me. MORNING AFTER PILL! go get one, there 30 bucks at a clinic. other than that, i dont know.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 4:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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You have a few choices: Morning after pill, Falcon punch, pray to the lord and hope she isn’t pregnant or a abortion when she’s ready... or become a daddy... daddy kong...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 7:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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28 Weeks up the line, use this baby. Im sure rotteneggs has some eggs on home abortion. (:
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 8:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hahaha.
http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/332902.html
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 10:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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morning after pill
doesnt sound like u guys are in a relationship so i dont think u would want to have a child with her
second how old are u and her anyways?????????? (im just curious)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 10:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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ahh! fuck. you beat me to posting that egg about abortions at home.
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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FYI
babies are worth hundreds of thousands of dollers on
the black market
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2008 2:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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OMFG SHES NOT PREGO!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!
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