Birthday in 35 days
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:20 p.m. - Subject: Birthday in 35 days |
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And im really bored.
Heres what you can buy me..
Switchblade
Snakeskin boots
A litre of morphine
some candy.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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My birthday is in...120+ days.
Doesnt mean I should post a topic.
Wait at least until the week before your birthday.
)=<
(^Tilt your head to the right to see that)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well, 35 is a good number.
and I’m really fucking sick, so humor me out, bitch.
1000mg paracetemol and 60mg codeine and my throat is still on fire.
Peace, I’m off to the doctor to get diagnosed.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 3:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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bitch nigger dickslapping motherfucking turdpile asshole cocksucker I will lynch you.
Besides, 19 is a better number.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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My birthday is tomorrow, now get shopping before there is no time left.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Get on MSN and tell me your home address, state, city, country, social security, and credit card number (optional).
Ill use that info to mail myself in a crate to you via airmail. Totally wont steal your identity.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Birthday in 15days. So what you gonna buy me?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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My birthday is in 120+ days, which means you niggers better get me something good.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 7:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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n0f, I offered to purchase you that thing off dealextreme ages ago, but you didnt reply on MSN.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 14, 2008 7:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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No Happy Birthday for me? You guys are asshole
*sits in corner and sobs*
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