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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 8:05 p.m. - Subject: Don’t you hate it when... |
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Let’s play the Don’t you hate it game.
Example:Don’t you hate it when girls wear shirts with writing on them?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 8:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don you hate it when: your girlfriend breaks up with you on your birthday
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 8:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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don’t you hate it when you don’t know what to hate.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 8:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dont you hate it when youre trying to masturbate but everyone at the funeral wont shut the hell up?
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Newb
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 9:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dont you hate it when "Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!" doesnt work on women anymore
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 9:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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dont you hate it when the pool has AIDS
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 9:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t you hate it when you have to go to the courthouse and register as a sex offender, and the line is long? And those government-employee bastards move so slowly...!
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'therapist'
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 11:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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dont you hate it when the screen on your GB gets
all cloged up & you have to get your fingers all sticky cleaning it out so you can get a decent hit
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2008 11:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: dont you hate it when the screen on your GB gets
all cloged up & you have to get your fingers all sticky cleaning it out so you can get a decent hit
I read the first line of that thinking that you were talking about a Game Boy, then I got confused when I read the second line.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 5:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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dont u hate it when a guy keeps beggin to have sex with u
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 5:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t you hate it when freezies/ slushies lose their flavour
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 5:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t you hate it when people think they can overclock and end up killing their system?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t you hate it when you download software torrents that are 236 kb’s that turn into a nasty virus.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 5:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: dont u hate it when a guy keeps beggin to have sex with u
No, I don’t.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 5:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t you hate it when you realize the only time you kick ass at guitar is when youre high?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 19, 2008 8:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t you hate it when you try to change the channel on your television, get only a bright, featureless picture and a humming sound, get frustrated, only to realize you’re fiddling with a microwave oven, not a television?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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Dont you hate it when you get a pencil, and you look at the erasers before you buy it, and they look reasonably functional, but when you have to erase something, it turns out to be a flexible piece of plastic?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 20, 2008 2:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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Dont you fucking loathe it when fat fucking self claimed "adventure supertraveller families" (they think they are flying from New Zealand to Australia) take their 4 year old kids into the Qantas club, a peaceful lounge where you can chill, get some food, relax with a coke, you know, then the kids come in "MUMMY I WANT CORN FLAKES" gets corn flakes, tries to put yogurt on, drops yogurt all on the floor, drops glass bottles of coke, and just in general ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
And I didnt even mention the 5 year old kid of theirs who tried to look smart by watching soccer and trying to sound like he knew what he was talking about when yapping on about certain teams. I COULD FUCKING HEAR HIM FROM FUCKING 20 METRES AWAY, FUCK PEOPLE, THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKING AGE LIMIT FOR GOD’S SAKE.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 20, 2008 2:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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dont you hate it when you go out drinkin til 4:30 in the morning and then you cant get to sleep
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 20, 2008 2:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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so i take it you enjoyed new zealand rws?
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