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If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
   
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Spaghettifier


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:00 p.m. - Subject: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

give all details possible

i would choose either:
having full access to the 5th dimension (assuming it’s not rolled up like string theory says). this would give me the abilities to teleport, time travel, transform into pure light (because of maxwell’s equations) see everything at all times, and invisibility.

OR

probability control, i would be able to teleport, vaporise other people on the spot, turn peope into objects or animals or just fuck with them in general, transform anything into anything, walk through walls and shitloads of oher stuff


The_Gimp


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:04 p.m. - Subject:

there is only one choice: omnipotence and it is mine.

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probability control

That isn’t probability control. That is polymorphism. Besides... I already command probability. ;P


Whitekong


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:06 p.m. - Subject:

To to delete stupid forum posts.


jackdoor


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:06 p.m. - Subject:

I would have a flying power.


Bsmovies


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:06 p.m. - Subject:

Teleportation, Nuff said.

You could go anywhere, do anything, like then and then. 10mins to work?, fuck it im off to cuba for some real coffee. etc etc


Spaghettifier


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:08 p.m. - Subject:

by probability control i mean quantum probabilities, if you can control those you have polymorphism +more


Bungledonk


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:10 p.m. - Subject:

Telepathy.

Its the ultimate power. It has flight, control, astral projection, invisibility, all that shit, all in one.


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:26 p.m. - Subject:

The superpower to have all the superpowers I want.


Lisk


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:27 p.m. - Subject:

All that shit and being able to stop time. That would be great. You could rob banks and shops, murder people. And no one would ever be able to find out who it was. Even with Cameras it would just show that one second that person is alive the next there not. And no one would be seen on cameras. Thats what u want lol.


Spaghettifier


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:32 p.m. - Subject:

added to the 5th dimension shit is stopping time
plus turning into pure light can cause cancer for whoever you hit, which can be useful, possibly. but more importantly, it would give you the power to teleport


Lisk


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:58 p.m. - Subject:

Hmmm. Well one super power is kind of differnt then being able to go into the 5th dimension. As that may or may not be one super power. Its more of a class which has many powers.


Spaghettifier


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 1:03 p.m. - Subject:

actually the ability to go to the 5th dimension is the power, all the cool stuff are just different aspects of it.


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 1:07 p.m. - Subject:

powers of god, like in the film Bruce Almighty.

then i could do... ANYTHING
teleporting, mind control, blowing shit up, making ur favaurite videogame/tv show/movie become reality, making the anchorman and co-anchor on the morning news suddenly mindlessly fuck like rabbits live on tv at the snap of my fingers or even shit money.


Spaghettifier


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 1:19 p.m. - Subject:

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shit money


i would rather masturbate money, but i’d need a bigger dickhole, that way i get pleasure and cash together...


ChaosMaestro


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 1:32 p.m. - Subject:

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i would rather masturbate money, but i’d need a bigger dickhole

with the powers of god you could make your dickhole as big as you want, and make money come from any hole in your body. if not make a new hole.
’god’s powers, you could quite literally do anything’ ;)


Spaghettifier


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 1:34 p.m. - Subject:

i realise, i was just thinking that it would be a better idea...


lockedbanana


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 1:57 p.m. - Subject:

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Wolverine possesses animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows him to recover from virtually any wound.

FTW


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 5:43 p.m. - Subject:

Time travel & invisibility


OrangeJuiceC1


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 5:53 p.m. - Subject: .

Power Of God


I could do anything. :)


Valo


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Posted: Apr 20, 2008 6:17 p.m. - Subject:

Lol, like jumper?
That movie was ok, too short though
   
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