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Bootcamp Was Hell.......
   
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Noskrazy


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 7:33 a.m. - Subject: Bootcamp Was Hell.......

Well after arriving on parris island south carolina, I was told to grab all my "trash" and get off "his" bus. I was checked into Platoon 1024, 1st battalion, Delta company, Along with 91 others Aspiring marines. after 2 days without sleep we were going to go to medical to get a nice big needle stuck in our ass. It went all the way to the bone and it was pretty sore for 3 days, yet they still made us cross our legs and sit on the hard concrete floor.
Days past and it was now the moment that we would meet our drill instructors, they screamed....I laughed, They screamed at me.....I stopped laughing. They told me "You’re Going away!"
I told them "No Sir!"
They destroyed me everyday to make me quit, I got special attention because I thought it was funny, I can’t help but laugh when they call a recruit a "Fat abortion survivor" or scream things like "I wonder how long it takes you to get all of recruit’s Smith shit out of your cock slit!"
So make me vomit and roll in it because I thought it was funny, put in in the sand pit and push until I pass out.
It Was almost time for me to stop smiling, because we were going to start a long series of fighting techniques that would transform me into a deadly weapon. I learned quickly and took it all in.........I can now kill. By then my face was straight, you couldn’t have gotten me to smile or laugh if you tried. I was focused on the next thing, focused on what would make me a better killer.
I went to rifle range and shot my M-16A2 Service rifle 500 yards hitting something known as a "B-Mod" Target which looks like a person siloute but only from the waist up.
We head out to the Crucible, a 3 day non-stop event that would push us beyond what our body could handle and more. Soon it would be up to the adrenaline in our bodies to make us carry on, a 9 mile hike back "home" with a large heavy pack on our backs would break us......it ended on the parade deck where we got our EGA (Eagle, Globe and Anchor) The Drill instuctors came around and told us we had earned it.....somebody that had called you a disgrace and screamed at you for months handed you the emblem and smiled and said "This is yours, You earned it"
There isn’t a feeling like it.........
So I am back on leave for a couple days........
"Some men Die Old, Some Die Young, I’ll Die A Marine"


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 7:37 a.m. - Subject:

Hey Nos, haven’t seen you around these parts for AGES!


Noskrazy


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 7:52 a.m. - Subject:

Well yeah, I was at bootcamp getting my ass chewed lol


papa_smurf


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 8:28 a.m. - Subject:

Congrats.


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 10:00 a.m. - Subject:

Hi Nos. Are you getting sent to iraq?


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 10:08 a.m. - Subject:

That sounds really intense, i have alot of respect for you and everyone else who go through those things.


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 11:13 a.m. - Subject:

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Hi Nos. Are you getting sent to iraq?


We can only pray.

Who gives a fuck Nos?
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I now can kill

Well la-dee-da.
So can the rest of us, dipshit.
Now shut ya’ cockbox cupcake


Boondoqgle


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 11:55 a.m. - Subject:

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STFU boondoggle. Nos kicks ass.

Nos is an annoying attention whore who needs to shut his fucking cockbox.


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 1:20 p.m. - Subject:

lol @ 1st battilion
nah j/k, congrats.
my friend graduated about a month ago he was in 3rd battalion though


RestriCKted


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 1:55 p.m. - Subject:

Semper-fidelus I remember you saying something about enlisting a lil back, but i forgot about it.


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 2:40 p.m. - Subject:

Thats tight as shit dude. Are you a beast at push ups now?


running_with_scissors


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 2:41 p.m. - Subject:

Are you going overseas?


Kuso


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 2:56 p.m. - Subject:

hi nos. remember me? sounds like you had fun.


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 3:27 p.m. - Subject:

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Nos is an annoying attention whore

omg da kansser?


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 3:55 p.m. - Subject:

Before i opened this thread i said to myself "Lol, Nos went to bootcamp".


Noskrazy


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 4:01 p.m. - Subject:

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We can only pray.

Who gives a fuck Nos?


I can only pray too, I would love to go kill some hodges......The pink mist is what I live for now if any of you know what that is.
Also many people give a "Fuck" The random people that bought me lunch today care, the people that stop me and say "Thank you for serving" My Entire family cares and the rest of the nation.
Now on the other hand nobody cares about a loser that sits around on his ass all day and makes fun of people online trying to compensate for a job he should have.
So sit there and make fun, You just sit while I gain recognition and respect for my service.
Anything you can possibly say = Owned.


Noskrazy


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 4:07 p.m. - Subject:

Looking kind of rough, We stopped at an outlook over the smokies on the way back.


In my Service Charlie’s at Parade Rest while still on the Depot.


JJoechump


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 4:12 p.m. - Subject:

Nos you cheated RE and its eggpoint system, how do you know that when the time comes to kill some sand nigger and you risk your own ass to do it your wont just break and take the Pussy way out like you did on RE. Think about that one buddy.


Noskrazy


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 4:16 p.m. - Subject:

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Nos you cheated RE and its eggpoint system, how do you know that when the time comes to kill some sand nigger and you risk your own ass to do it your wont just break and take the Pussy way out like you did on RE. Think about that one buddy.


LMFAO!!! Please tell me your joking? The egg point system? You’re actually comparing the "eggpoint system" to killing an enemy? That is absolutely laughable.
You need to get a fucking reality check or something and take the virtual helmet off your head so to speak and look around where your at.


Bungledonk


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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 4:19 p.m. - Subject:

Nos.

You say that because we spend our time on the internet instead of joining the marines that were ’owned’?

I do have some respect for you because of you being able to get through bootcamp (I hear it sucks majorly), but having to go fight for your country in a hostile warzone where youre most likely to get injured and/or killed in the first year there where its:

-Hot as balls and you have to wear full combat gear
-No women to love (that arent hairy and smelly)
-Sand everywhere
-You have to kill dogs
-You come back and everyone hates you (well the people against the war do)
-You get PTSD (though you can get some ’durgs’ for that and sell them to cokeheads for cash).

Meanwhile, everyone else on RE is either going to school or working.

chhyeah.
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